Easy... The Royal Falcons!

https://youtu.be/blINXJuRiC4

Stop posting clan stuff on the wrong forums (really, this is on the HELP forum?)

Moved

Moved

You're a forum mod? Good.

Also this is the fourth spam post... I don't think you can suspend people though...

Edited 7/16/2015 18:04:01

Its not going to work if you beg people to join your clan.

Legit clans don't beg for recruits: people want to join the clan and seek out the clan themselves.

My only mod power is to move threads, don't get excited Ben :)

The Royal Falcons does not want any more members.

@Chris :(

ChrisCMU....can you delete spam posts as well (e.g. Righ Knight/Lolicon threads), or just move them?

Colonel do this again...

The Royal Falcons

Requirements to join:
- Minimum boot rate 30%
- Minimum 3-alt troll accounts (where 2 must be active on forum)
- Willing to sacrifice yourself in FFA games for higher ranked Clan-member, if required
- On free time must join non-clanmember created rooms and surrender on first turn without a word
- Age: preferrebly 13 and under or severly feeble minded
- Homphobe, hatred of minorities and immigrants. To sum up: strongly ignorant.

Extra points when applying:
- Lack of social life
- Lack of reasoning and decency
- Have been banned for insultive behaviour
- Know-how to create and post Gifs


There are so much of them? Anyone can write a script or recommend Fizzer to add a function under Blacklist, so I can blacklist all of them by one click?
- Oh sorry. My mistake! Only need to add bootrate around 25% and basically 90% of them are already off! Actually I like this clan! Because its good when sheep bleep together - easily labeled and recoqnizeable!

@Thomas
Thank you for your efforts gathering the bottom of the bottom together for public virtual pillory!

@Tampona

I am sorry you feel this way about our clan.
If you could tell me why you hate our clan so much, that would be greatly appreciated. So we can sort out the problem.

Thank you.

The Royal Falcons have no need for people to surrender in FFA games for us as we do not believe that there is any correlation between level and in-game performance.
I invite you to witness the internal affairs of the clan which are very competitive roleplay-based activities.

@Cade

I do not hate your clan or anyone else here. There is no problem. I just showed my disrespect towards the members.

Reasons
- Forum spamming, trolling, overloading with useless information
- Well good you like role-play. That does not relieve the fact that [too lazy to go over my past years-games] most of Falcon players I have played with (mostly in long past as to me its a clear sign not to Team nor join when hosted by) either surrender, get booted or play utterly irrationally. Maybe that is due to fact you are Role-play can and your players do not understand the standard setting games or team play. Surrender is okey when its a lost cause, but not, when you just took a minor hit. Thus far I have seen them play for only if it is clear victory and all equilibrium situations they abandon.

@Harthacanute

"The Royal Falcons have no need for people to surrender in FFA games"

- Welcome to internet. Sarcasm is not exactly rare thing here. I did not wrote that as a fact, just to be clear. I am not into role play, thank you for inviting. Second as you see I am rather not very active, therefore not suite for clan.

Second I do not understand that high boot rate? Is there a correlation of role-play and boot rate? As I totally lack experience of that field. I do not estimate players by level, win ration or other mathematical information available to us, but thus far boot rate kind of tells a lot about players behaviour and possible outcome of game.

Edited 7/17/2015 11:22:18

@Tampona

I respect those reasons, I understand where you are getting this from.
I am sorry for any problems this has caused for you in past games

Maybe because diplomacy games are longer as other games and so have more boots and sometimes have AI when booted which can come back several times so people can get booted multiple times in a game, which also happens more due to the longer games.

@Sander
There is no logic behind your argument. Diplomacy games may last longer than standard 1v1, 2v2, 3v3..but that does not mean there are no multi-team games up to max players allowed. These does not last less than diplos. Second what has game duration to do with boot? If one cant evaluate game duration he is going to join, then that is his problem not the fault of game-mode? And there is a surrender to leave nicely, if it is required. Getting booted may happen many reasons and some of them are justified, but 90% of times I think it is just caused by players irresponsibe activity or deliberate method.

I constantly keep getting joined ladders... that is most of my bootrate. I don't want to be in the seasonal but I have to be...

Umm, no. You can leave a ladder.

Just leave the Seasonal Ladder. It auto-joins you each season as long as you're part of the ladder as a whole.