Second.


Death by having a hot poker slowly forced up your anus, or death by being trampeled by Justin beiber fangirls?

Hot poker up the bum hole. God knows I'd nuke anything Justin Bieber related.

Win a bar fight against 10 men, or
Win an argument against a woman

First.
I I'm strong enough to beat ten men, I'll just bitch-slap the woman.

Be painfully tortured for a week without sleep, or be present at the Red Wedding?

Edited 7/28/2015 17:21:57

The second one. I really, really, really, like my finger nails.

Become a powerful dragon with a vast amount of treasure and a massive army, but die a gruesome death at an undetermined time in the future, or
Be a humble lord of a small castle and a smaller army but you own the soul of a dragon therefore your life is vastly prolonged.

Edited 7/28/2015 17:32:20

2nd

What scp would you be?

173
096
087
035
106
682
999
1395

idk, the closest number to the Plague Doctor

Be forced to raise the Antichrist for the Devil with no benefits whatsoever or become the no#1 Wanted List in the UN

2nd. I will explain myself.

Mazda MX-5 (the new one)
Or
Toyota 86 TRD?

@The last japaneese , you mean scp 035

2nd

Have loads of friends but die brutally

Be forever alone but live long

Die brutally... while too old to know anything.
http://community.sparknotes.com/2015/07/27/would-you-rather-the-toughest-one-yet/slide/1
Which one?
Note: I was only on the website due to homework purposes (they have Macbeth rewritten so it is understandable...)

Edited 7/29/2015 12:43:42

I let both of them die.

Your mum or your dad

They both survive, seeing as we have a surplus from when you killed two people.

Join the Knights Templar (in ancient times, for a year) or wear a Dunce hat for a year?

First

Listen to your least favorite music for a year, or eat your least favorite food for a month.

Boring food

You see old man.
He touch you.

What do you do


Oh get away from me! You pedo!
Were you sexually attracted to me

2nd, because Supreme Leader can be hoiny sometimes.

Fly a fully souped out Hind helicopter with an unlimited fuel supply, or
Fly an SR-71 for a limited time.

fly an sr 71 for a imited time
1. Must sit through a FFA for which there is 12 boot time and you cant leave and must wait(40 FFA)
2.Every time you are about to win have the opponent receive twice your income each turn

Edited 7/31/2015 20:49:26

1st.

Win the seasonal ladder by or have 100% win rate.

seasonal ladder because id probably lose that 100% quickly

warlight or warzone

Warlight! It will always be warlight!

Threaten to blow up the moon for one million dollars, or
Really blow the moon for shits and giggles.

(is there an option to watch Despicable Me instead?)
First. Blowing up the moon would kill me.

(No there isn't because the option to have an acceptable Russian accent is not presented)