The reason I was booted from the Falcons was because I supported the Wolves. Nothing more and nothing less.

Uh huh.is that why you came to us practically willing to blow us for us to let you in?

Colonel that is the biggest lie since Santa clause, you were kicked from the Falcons because your a manipulative, power hungry, obsessive liar and we all hated you.you are just not pleasant to have around in general.

*Gets Popcorn*

Santa Claus isn't real? WHAT!? T_T

But. ..but. ... but. .. how come every Christmas a guy in a red suit came to my house and put presents under my tree then? ?? Explain how Santa is not real!

One day no presents under the tree, next day presents! You can't explain that, it's Santa!

All my hopes and dreams are officially ruined. My only goal was to travel to the North Pole and become Sandy Claws

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@Genghis Maybe it's a "repenting" robber.

@Troy: when have I ever lied?
@Everyone else: Troy just lied about me lying which makes him a liar and me truthful. I was kicked from the Falcons solely because I support the Wolves.

Colonel's still desperately trying to be a relevant troll, how cute

I have nothing better to do, though I must admit it is slightly boring compared to clan politics.

You could try getting better at the game. But that might be asking too much.

I have never, as far as I remember, played with you and therefore I see your suggestion as quite offensive as my strategic abilities are not lacking.

@Everyone Do you see why we kicked him? Better to kick him than deal with him.

@Colonel
You are a kid on a soap box DESPERATELY wanting attention. DOES ANYONE CARE? No. So take your passport and get a clan to somehow accept you (hopefully other than the Wolves).
Honestly, I am surprised you are keeping up in the lying gig.

@Colonel: As someone who has played with you, I agree with Idiot Savant. You lack some very basic strategic skills. Trust me- once you get the hang of it, the game itself is more fun than a political simulator can ever be.

Considering colonel beat me...

As someone who sees you've never played on any ladder, + a1v1 stat of 36%, I can say with some confidence that your strategic skills are lacking.

Don't take my word for it though. Go play in 1v1 ladder