Bonus credit:
1) Make your own clan.
2) Fill it with as many people as possible. Preferably 300+.
3) Give no leadership at all, and, while answering questions, use generic mind-control chants to avoid actually saying anything useful.
3a) Set up a bunch of alts and have them all troll each other on the forums, to make it seem your clan is active.
4) ????
5) Profit