Deep inside the DARKLORDS clan forum...

A brave member appears:



but the forces of Darklordio strike bac:



he tries to fight back but he is consumed by the void of silence:



but soon a few others, seeing his bravery, take up his cause:



One of those others takes a stand:



soon, a word is born, a word that means "hope"- "the RevoPoontion":



But our hero is banished by the Dark Lord himself:



and the forces of cringe become even stronger:



The loyal knight stands by Pooncrew and demands an explanation:



but he doesn't get the one he wanted:



And soon his words begin falling on deaf ears:



But the hope carries on! The RevoPoontion happens, in silence at first but its sound is unmistakable. And today it's given us the Poon Squad, a clan almost as big as the Royal Falcons.

Bravo

Poonsquad started out as a political party in TRF by Queefballs

In TRF first? That's interesting. So they tried to infiltrate Darklords and then gave up.

Probably yes, they are at war with them.

No, they started as a band of clanless players focusing on the word "poon" first - they've explained this many times, it's just the first time that you (and I, for that matter) saw them.

And we're telling the story of the poon Squad because..........

It's more interesting than most other clan's backgrounds (I want a clan, but I need money - F. Well, I'll pay up.)

Wow what a glorious moment in Warlight lore. It baffles me that the History Channel has not made an HD documentary on the valor and bravery of these courageous RevoPoontionaries.

Probably yes, they are at war with them

Guys, stop that bullshit or I'll shit my pants out of laughing!!
War??? What fucking war? How can a clans make war in warlight?? Don't be pathetic. There is no war. There is no technical way to maka war in WL. How? By sending insulting PM? Who sends most wins? There are only GAMES in WL -embrace that fact. And those lousy forum threads concerning falcons, wolves , parrots and other crap that most WL players dont give a damn...

(I want a clan, but I need money - F. Well, I'll pay up.)
Why the hell does EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE, pick on us...
Also they were in Darklords first. They had three fundamental problems:
1. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE NAME OF A CLAN. We tried telling them that...
2. Darklordio and I both paid good money for our clans. I got this clan for Xmas (early xmas present) instead of the Crew for the xbox One.
3. You were much weirder back then.

All the conversation about clan name changing:




Ok, imgur won't let me do more than four at a tiem.

Thomas the drama is subsiding about your clan. It has mostly stopped, you shouldn't expect it from this point forth.

Anyway, about the actual story, I found it interesting, but if you could somehow find the history of the Poon Squad inside of the Falcons that would also be interesting, to complete the Warlight lore of it.

EDIT: Thanks Thomas

Edited 7/25/2015 11:27:42

So lets get this straight:

Pooncrew wanted the Darklords to change their name to The Poon Squad, everyone rejected him and the idea until Queefballs and a couple of others started to like the idea then suddenly Pooncrew got kicked. Queefballs than also left and join The Royal Falcons and asked them to do the same thing but they also rejected the idea than finally they bought their own clan.

We've actually been calling ourselves the Poon Squad since long before we ever heard of the Falcons or Dark Lordz. Actually, the origin predates our discovery of the WarLight app

Told you.

Interesting to get an inside glimpse of The Darklords though. What I find really interesting is the promise Darklordio made about "all the inactives get the chop next month". Seems as though he's changed his mind on that one.

I have to say I'm almost a little embarrassed at how entertained I was reading all of this.

No bother. Just create an alt and ask to get in. He will accept you.

I was surprised by all the good players that used to be in DARKLORDS. Krzychu, for one. Benjamin628. I think half their forums are good players accepting the random invite to tell Darklordio to quit his BS.