After leaked footage of our failing nuclear weapons program

https://youtu.be/j1ExEwjb1xE

I've decided that it would be best to rework the employment within this vital program by outsourcing. We need people who are extremely knowledgeably in the field of nuclear science. We also need people who know how to follow orders and not die.

If you have any of these qualifications, feel free to submit a resume of sorts to show us you're qualified. Also feel free to add other notes as to what else may qualify you for a position in our nuclear arms program. Below are other basic requirements to be hired.
-MUST BE WILLING TO LIVE IN NORTH KOREA FOR 5 GENERATIONS.
-CANNOT COMMUNICATION OUTSIDE OF NORTH KOREA
-CANNOT CHANGE YOUR MIND

Success of the North Korean nuclear arms program means a life time supply of potatoes and toilet paper!

North Korea #1 !!!

NO! OUTSOURCING IS FUCKING BAD!

Instead, keep to you pressure activated launch for the missiles.

If you make one big enough, and get enough people to jump on it, it could fly!

Dude what are you talking about?

That was a success!

YOU NUKED YOURSELF!!!!!

Id count it as a success if it went boom.

Does the lifetime supply of potatoes come with gravy?

I applied in PM. I quickly snuck into KJU's room for the 1 and only computer in North Korea, and I'm typing this from there. Don't do it. He will put you into a work camp, torture you for details of you country.

It is the worst decision I've ever made. Oh no. I hear the door unlocking from the outside. This isn't g-

Golly he left so many cheeto stains on my keyboard...he deserved a visit to the labor camp...god now I have to get a new keyboard...

Tsh, last time I lend my computer to somebody who wants to play, 'mine sweeper'

Yes gravy is included :)

Edited 8/5/2015 18:00:56

I know nuclear psychics

But I'm not a fan of North Korea.

Get it?

I have a US superweapon if you want that.

Eh, if you don't like North Korea you don't have to come. Of course that means you don't get the job. But hey thats your call. North Korea is #1 tho.

A westerner offering me a western weapon? Must be a trap.

deth 2 nerth keria

Nuuu

North Korea Best Korea!!!!!

Down with Sony, Japan, South Korea(worst korea), America, and teh China(traitors!!!!)