Warlight is just a fun little passtime right? WRONG! And here is why.


The sheer Bodycount,In Warlight armies are what you use, but a army (By US Sizes) are around 100,000 to 150,000. Bet you'll think about that next time you send 100 armies to die.

Neutral land, While think it's just taking unoccupied land, have you ever stopped to think what that 2 armies may be? Perhaps Innocent Citizens who are trying to defend there homeland?

Nature and the ecosystem, have you ever stopped to think what your army must be doing to the ecosystem in order to feed itself?

These 3 facts point to YOU, the player being Adolf Hitler Jr.

You have earned one point into troll crafting skill

dude its an arrangement of colours and numbers, you aren't taking over the world

Its actually true.
Warlight is a World War III Simulator!
WE ARE ALL NAZIS!!

Edited 9/19/2015 19:01:25

What are NAZIES? Using common english spelling, I'm assuming you mean the plural of nazy?

What are NAZIES? Using common english spelling, I'm assuming you mean the plural of nazy?

No one likes grammar-nazis, asshole

I love killing innocent people, destroying eco-systems, and LOVE Hitler, so you just made this game 110% better for me <3

Edited 9/19/2015 19:10:47

Well murder of the innocent is a good pass time.

The United States government uses Warlight to plan out their evil conquest of the world. Soon all will become American.

If Warlight's bodycount gets you triggered, you should probably never masturbate.

I masturbate to everything Lord, recently the Syrian thing has been my thang, to grab my dang a lang

If "armies" mean 1 man rather than 150,000 troops, Warlight is actually quite sparsely populated.

I could take over all of russia with a few thousand people.

I could take over all of russia with a few thousand people.

Depends on the map.

better with that nice game then in reality, so if all would just fight with that game there would no one die ;)

The ecosystem damage must be really huge, considering your armies literally paint the whole territory of your color just for the lolz.

Its actually true.
Warlight is a World War III Simulator!
WE ARE ALL NAZIS!!


Your words have appeared to be true o.O

Well... I want to wish you good luck in your new path

Und heil CORP!

That isn't funny.

Actually, it's kinda entertaining...

One of these

Wooooot jokes :)

Actually, its funny when someone else fucks up their clan.

If I said it was entertaining, I would be more jeered at than Louis at the guillotine.

I want CORP, British clan and Soviet clan to go to war, 2 ag 1.

Edited 9/20/2015 02:12:00