Alone becuase of the fact that you automatically assume I am male, you deserve a cruel death: *Puts you in a freezer with 0°C* ps. You will die VERYYY slowly. muhahh
executes with old-school torture methods, finishing with an elephant crushing every non-vital organ, and then stomping you to death. Later places soul into Internet explorer 1 on a windows 95 machine, and adds to bing.