well then I'll just spend more time at the bar that has free wi-fi.

Death by Snu Snu

(Go google it ;)

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Wasn't that in Futurama

Death by eating too much salt.

Death by killing him in WL parliment

(Death by eating too much salt? That's probably how I'm going to die)

(I love death by boobs and futurama)

Death by being chained to a wall and being forced to watch Twilight 24/7 for one week.

Death by giant falcon swooping you from your bed as you sleep.

Death by water.

Death by the crazy cat lady down the road who think you are her husband.

Death by 24 hour loop of Wrecking Ball.

Death by being forced to play ET for the Atari 2600 for the rest of eternity

Death by death

Death by nothingness.

But I already am...

Death by near-starvation, then force-feeding of crap, then near-fatal waterboarding, then being forced to sit in the EU Parliament naked and castrated until you die of boredom.

Whoa... death by terrorist attack.

Death by small plastic spoon

from SirSalty's profile page:

"And those who was seen dancing was thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music" -Friedrich Nietzsche

I get you declared insane & a danger to the state, thus you need to be "put down."