I dunno. One I saw on the net:
What goes down an alley and has holes in it?

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Batmans parents

Real answer is a bowling ball.

Okay, back on track now.

You hear me once,
Yet you hear me again,
but I die,
Until you call me once more.

Echo?

Death gets it.

When you have me you want to share me,
But when you share me
You no longer have me.

Mystery?

close

Secret?

Correct.

The eight of us go forth not back
To protect our king from a foe's attack.

Peons.

I make you think wrong
I am small or long
I range from dark to light
But what comes out of me is white
Though many people don't like to eat it raw
Such a mess it makes if you saw

...A penis?

Martian: Pawns? In chess.

Edited 10/9/2015 17:10:57

I give the point to Naram-Sin. Peons is very different than pawns.

I have two bodies united as one,
The stiller I am the quicker I run.

Why blue is blood for Kings ?


there was a germanic tribe along time ago that had there deoxynegated viens popping out more then usual, so when they took over a city the people knew who they were from the big blue viens on there arm (which at the time was thought to be blue blood)

I have two bodies united as one,
The stiller I am the quicker I run.

The answer is an hourglass. Here's an easier one:

I lose a head in the morning,
But I get it back at night.

Humans (transplants)

no.

Oh, I was kind of dumb on this one.

Hydra

No, good guess though.

edit: You will kick yourself when you figure it out or hear the answer.

Edited 10/12/2015 00:25:33

Moon ?