I hope Canada realises their mistake before this guy does something completely stupid like invading Greenland
Hello! I am a Canadian occupier. It's my profession.
I started with the Saint Lawrence River. Now, it's an artery of North American industry and now has civil area with free schools, clinics, and galore tourism. Now it's illegal to sell a woman there for a bear skin.
I occupied Quebec. Left between the choice of Quebec or Guadeloupe, the French government abandoned the Québecois and instead kept there aristocratic vacation spot. Together, we combined our industries and made an awesome land.
I occupied the American capital. We repaired America's reputation as uncouth, treasonous bandits, and bringed long forgotten civilisation and order in these lands. They asked me to leave.
Oh, yes, I'm a bloody aggressor by birthright, and proud of it.
It was I, who defended our long border, outnumbered against the Americans in the War of 1812, but how did their capitol end up?
It was I, who sat in sad trenches, but on a mission to free the Balkan folk from Austriahungary's genocide, but what happened to Austriahungary?
It was I who housed all the runaway royalty in the Second World War, and I kept fighting tough battles in whatever weather, but how did the Nazi leaders end up?
Come and fight me - come into my house; we've over a m^2 for all the world!
So understand, I do not need your NATO interests. I do not need your Commonwealth interests. Your aims are foreign to me. Don't get me wrong; I love peace, I build peace, but I know how to fight the best.
Jove,
Canadian Occupier
Edited 10/23/2015 04:54:58