Who decided to milk an animal, and how did they figure out we could?
I don't even want to know/ being really desperate/ killing a cow and figuring out where the milk came from.
How many people died from eating poisonous plants and mushrooms?
A very large number, probably from not applying the Bushman's test.
What's a clauder? (+1,000,000 respect if anyone gets what I am referencing.)
No f***ing idea.
Will they ever stop making Final Fantasy games?
Will they ever stop making Mario, Sonic, GT, Halo, CoD, Assassin's Creed, Forza, Zelda games?
What's in a name?
Nothing.
To be, or not to be?
To be. Take that risk. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
War...huh...yeah...What is it good for?
Countries dick measuring contests. In older times it actually got you land and power.
Why do we allow people to major in philosophy?
What is getting a degree, really? In the emotionless spance of time, it is nothing.
Will Luffy ever find the One Piece, or did Gol D. Roger troll the world?
Do I give a flying fuck about One Piece?
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
Do I know? Also, that question has only been around since 1997 you scrub lord. ;) jk.
Why is it that all the evil people belong to Slytherin?
Cos the Sorting Hat is more perfect than any machine humanity can devise.
If you can be anything in the Matrix, then why is Neo black?
He isn't. Samuel L Jackson is black. He is way to damn white. Also for that matter, why doesn't he look like this:
And Trinity look like Kate Upton? And Morpheus look like Dumbledore?
Do Sith lords ever force choke themselves when they masturbate?
/ I don't think he {i]can{/i]/ Because he still feels sad about Padme and doesn't want to/because they control it obviously.
Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline?
Reference I don't get...
Why would the British Empire ever want to colonize God's place for failed experiments?
Fuck you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
If Canada is America's hat, then what would that make Mexico?
The thing in its pants. Just like Canada is less exciting than America, like a boring hat is, then Mexico is more exciting, just like a **** is.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Egg.
How do platypi exist?
Via sexual reproduction.
More questions...
Why are Halo games never censored for nudity?
Why doesn't everyone use Gmail, when it seems to work better than everything else?
Why was everyone (especially me) so hyped about Windows 10?
Why the long face?
Why are stupid meme images so funny?
Why are all the old Batman movies bad, and the new ones good?
Who decided that planting wheat was a good idea?
How did Jesus convince his disiples?
Why do humans like sexual imagery so much, even when we have never committed a sexual act?
Why is there so much swearing the the movie Rush?
Why do people STILL use PS3's?
Why isn't TPB banned yet? I mean the NSA has got to have the power to do it, right?
Why don't they just kill Benedict Cumberbatch at the end of the last Star Trek movie?
Why is everyone so hyped for the new Star Wars film when the last time everyone got hyped you panned a movie that wasn't that bad?
Why are all shows on Cartoon Network addictive?
EDIT: Answering the new five questions...
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
What is that?
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
What is that?
If a tree falls down and no one's around, does it still make a sound?
Yes.
Who is this 4Chan?
I have no idea.
Edited 10/24/2015 02:09:30