So I recently starting watching Hetalia. You know Hetalia? That Anime where all the Countries are people for some reason? Anyways, I found the fans completely baffling. If someone so much as speaks to eachother in the Anime they'll ship em. It seemed so strange and I had no idea how to explain it. Than it clicked...

Ship...

Ship..

Ship.

SHIP!!! THAT'S IT! HETALIA IS A TOOL USED BY THE JAPANESE AND US NAVY TO RECRUIT THE YOUNGER GENERATION INTO THE NAVY!!! I figured it out! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got the sudden urge to sign up for the Navy.

Germany, help me!