I have to stop losing. You can help me achieve this goal by giving me the best luck imaginable and giving my opponent horrible luck along with them having lapses in judgement. This will make me feel better and if you do this I will sacrifice a player to you guys.
You can sacrifice me to the Warlight Gods. They aren't fond of me because I constantly spew curses and blasphemy at them when my attacks fail. Your sacrifice should please them greatly.