you have forgotten lesson 4 Ox

Quiet, Flandersman. It's better than Belgium.

At least we're independent

AND have better food!

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Scotland is far more important than Belgium.

Well at least Belgium exists.

Scotland is just an English bitch as confirmed repeatedly throughout history.

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Well I've lived in Sheffield and live in Manchester both over that imaginary line, and we don't care for scots whatever.

http://strawpoll.me/6100816

Gr8 straw poll m8

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Why isn't It multiple choice?

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Alba Gu Brath!

England > Scotland

Everything > Belgium > Scotland

And India > Pakistan. These are fundamental truths guys.

" The sun never sets on the British Empire."

Poor Argentina can't deal with this one.

It's the Pitcairn Islands that's preventing it from setting, not the Falklands. https://what-if.xkcd.com/48/


@Ox, A Scotsman walks into a bar alone. He'd normally be joined by an Englishman and an Irishman, but they're on their way to Euro 2016.

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*agent smith voice*

So, mister Flanderson...

lesson 3

" Mongols are the exceptions. "

Nobody defeats Russia in the winter unless.. wait for it ... you're the Mongols.

Finland?

I think he meant conquer.

Lithuania? Sweden ? All defeated Russia in the winter hell even Poland.

I think not!

I'd like to see Russia try and come to a cold wet away game in Staffordshire. Where the game is boring and the weather horrendous.

Romans defeated the Gauls.

Africa is rich in natural resources, fertile soils and wealth/power in general, especially Northern Africa.

They only say the Sun Never Sets for Britain because in some part somewhere, they have a territory where it's daytime. Not sure what is so amazing or important about that.

had not have. Otherwise my parents would still be considered British subjects mind you.