-His poop make Boom ?

-Yea...

-Come here. Where is the east fă ?

-There

-X, can you poop at Moscow. Or at least at Cotroceni [13]

-Why should he do that ? ...

-Aaa Tools, in half of hour i wait you in my bureau.

-I don't want to come .

-Don't want ? 'POC' from fingers !

-Wai Wai not again ...

Thanks for reading !

Notes.
1.St. Andrew's Day (In Romania it's like Haloween almost.)The best known tradition connected to this night concerns matrimony and premonitory dreams. Single girls must put under their pillow a branch of sweet basil. If someone takes the plants in their dreams, that means the girl will marry soon. They can also plant wheat in a dish and water it until New Year’s Day. The nicer the wheat looks that day, the better the year to come.

2.It's a trick. In romanian, letter Y is pronounced 'igrec'( Greek I ). The autor of this sketch made X Xgrec, for fun :D

3.Costinesti.It's a village on the coast of Black Sea,know for it's beach and the night clubs.

4.That means 11 223.91 Euro or 11 911.85 american Dolars.

5.Reference to the Menstrual cycle

6.Form used in addres to a person of feminine sex.(an insulting one, but the womans are used with it)

7.For those who haven't get it, he wanted to make sex.

8.Cares form ot the word Extraterestrial.(in romanian )

9.Victor Ciorbea ( born on 26 October 1954) jurist, politician and civil servant. He was the Mayor of Bucharest in 1996-1997 and, after his resignation from office, Prime Minister of Romania from 12 December 1996 to 30 March 1998.

10.Corneliu Vadim Tudor (28 November 1949 – 14 September 2015) was the leader of the Greater Romania Party (Partidul România Mare), poet, writer, journalist and a Member of the European Parliament. He was a Romanian Senator from 1992 to 2008.

11.Saturn is summer resort on the Romanian seacoast, on the Black Sea.

12.Reference to erection

13.Cotroceni is a neighbourhood in western Bucharest, Romania located around the Cotroceni hill, in Bucharest's Sector 5.