But Kim wasn't scared. He knew this was the only way to get everybody to take him seriously.

Even though his cheeks are still comically fat

, he now had a secret vegetable army

(note, my phrase above is not a part of the story, as well as this one )

...vegetables with penises and scrotums

which had been exposed to gamma radiation

The USA quickly began research on producing their own vegetable army

And the USA launched its first veggie attack on Dole.
After 3 hours, pomegranates were no more. So...

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Edited 12/27/2015 19:13:54

Dole retaliated with a kamikaze kumquat suiciding into trump tower.

Trump, fearing that an estimated 5 million casualties would result if he invaded Dole's lands, opted to drop the ranch dressing bomb on Tomato City and Veryberry City.

However, Douglas Adams returned from his lunch at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe and destroyed Sweden.

Again!? why does he always do that?

Anyway, Chilean llamas launched a massive nuclear attack to spread communism around the world....

But China decides to get even fatter and declares War on McDonalds for their Fat

Civil war in china breaks out weather or not the current leader, Fatiang Fat-Shek, is fat enough to rule the nation; Fato Zefat lead the rebellion

Edited 12/28/2015 02:53:00

And then teleporting Communist elves from Santa's workship broke into a US military base and stole a superhorseradish bomb.

Kim Jong Il, fearing the worst, executes "Plan B" and retracts the state of North Korea underground to escape the apocalypse to come.

So he rapes 16 girls in the process to...

Edit : Wording

Edited 12/28/2015 08:47:53

have many children so his line is not wiped out in the apocalypse of veggie bombs and communist elves and US military development.

back in the pub where the writer's are...