For those of you who don't know, some stupid rich kid named Ethan Couch drove drunk in 2013, getting in a crash that killed four.

When he was brought to juvenile court, his parents used the fake medical condition "affluenza" as a way to get him out of going to juvie, and maybe jail. He was placed on probation for his actions.

He, and his mother, have vanished, possibly to escape probation.

Welcome to the U.S of A.

United States of Affluenza.