Can get three little wishes from me.

As long as I can, I will let your wishes come true.

Edited 12/22/2015 19:16:48

... And nothing happens

Edited 12/22/2015 19:16:57

You didn't tell me your wishes.

Of course, nothing happened.

How am I supposed to say them?

Post them below.

1. Have a lower bööt rate
2. Wish I was a pro at strat
3. Have a higher 2v2 and 3v3 win rates

If you want these to happen, I will show you the best strategy in this world:

Whenever you want to win, invite me into the game that you are playing. Then I will help you. Or you can command me to do what you exactly wanted.

Do you accept this deal?

Edited 12/22/2015 19:27:54

K sure...

Can you invite me too a game (preferably 2v2) and help me there?

Edited 12/22/2015 20:28:19

1v1: 4 / 38 (11%)

He's not helping anybody

In know He is useless seeing low-levels players reactions are fun

AN alt, what else?

Doing that is fun too!

@Cata , I wish there was an Alt detector

Maybe I should make an alt called alt detector for detecting alts.

the question is, Who's alt is he???

Pulsey.

^

Has pulsey completely quit now?

Also what made him abandon his jehovah account?