IF GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD TWEETED

- An Alternative History -



THE START OF THE POLITICAL PARTIES


i'm taking a tweet Brake So I can spend some time with the fam. Hey Jefferson and Adams, You know the drill no partying while i'm gone. #notapartyguy





THE CONSTITUTION

We The People Want No More Tea, We will settle For Coffee. we have thrown off our chains in order to create a Nation, Under God, Free From Tea #itakeminewithsuger



THE INVASION OF CANADA

Green! I told you to stay Back at The Camp! Dam it! now I gotta deal with a Bunch of hockey stick Throwing, Ice Skating, Grammer Destroying Northern Version of The Britts! #imissarnold





IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAD TWEETED

- An alternative history -



THE DOUGLAS - LINCOLN DEBATES

lol! take that you little troll, Stephy Douglas. yeah we all know you wanted Marry but Rejection is bitch isn't it? lol



THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION

Slaves free! ( if living in Confed. ) rest of you - not so much. #doingbestican



THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS

87 yrs ago, our fathers did big stuff. now big war. Govt by people good.




FORD'S THEATRE

Play s'posed 2 B good. am dying to see




IF RICHARD NIXION HAD TWEETED

- an alternative history -


THE 1960 ELECTION

I will be back, no worries everything is good. congrats to Johnny cuz im sure he will serve long....or will he?



THE OPENING OF CHINA

I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, all americans will have the right to buy cheap, mass produced, hot wheels from a nation that still uses child labor. today, my dream has been fulfilled. today, America has become great again #bitchallyouwantrepublicans



WATERGATE

I did not order a break in into the Watergate hotel for my personal gain. i rebuke the media for ever for ever considering that possibility. Tapes, witnesses, Documents will never prove anything! i am fuly innocent!!



WATEREGATE ( THE NEXT DAY )

i shall resign from the presidency effective at noon tomorrow #wheresmyEisenhower?



IF REAGAN HAD TWEETED

- An alternative history -


THE 1980 ELECTION

America has made her choice.....they have rejected peanuts for Actors #PBJjustlostitsP


IRAN - CONTRA

I didn't know I swear. Now, my staff knew, but they didn't know that I thought they didn't know when they thought I knew when I really didn't know they thought I knew! And if I had known that they knew or thought that I had known.....well...let's just say nobody would have been knowing anything! #presidentialsugerhigh



THE SOVIET UNION MEETINGS

everything is going good. I've got Gorbachev right where I want him.....at a table with no translator signing every document I give him #weplayroughinmurica

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Lol very creepy

I liked this :D

Very entertaining!! Do one of Reagan.

Done :D

"Green! I told you to stay Back at The Camp! Dam it! now I gotta deal with a Bunch of hockey stick Throwing, Ice Skating, Grammer Destroying Northern Version of The Britts! #imissarnold"

The unintentional irony is strong.

Believe me, it was intentional XD

Nobody care about retarded homosexual MEXICANS!!!

Lol

Can someone ban Tajik??!

What did you think of Reagan? Lol

XD

white America and white europe wake up, look what thesse brown so called humans are doing to our culture

The Reagan tweets were great...I especially like the Iran-Contra one xD

lol that one is my favorite XD

Kanye West-

Wassup people of the US of A? #Kanye#KanyeWest#PresidentWest#Kanye2020#West2020#America#USA#President#WhiteHouse#Kim&Kanye#Hello#Kanye4prez#president2020#UnitedStates

Just.....no....

I really can't stand this......don't make me personally contact Fizzer

One thing contradicting history


THE 1960 ELECTION

"I will be back, no worries everything is good. congrats to Johnny cuz im sure he will serve long....or will he?"


When he found out he lost, he got on the podium, told the reporters he was never doing another race again, and pretty much told them to suck it.