Our second option is to sacrifice North Korea to the aliens. This would create a friendly relationship with the aliens, what with them thinking we praise them as gods, and they will get rid of ISIS for us, using their highly advanced technology. With the sacrifice of North Korea, we place Supreme Leader in their ranks so he can steal their technology.
I had high hopes for you as president but it seems you'll suck more balls than Trump and his idea of a Great America. I would have voted for you Martian. You could have had the most valuable vote of them all but you squandered the opportunity for a marvelous ally of a nation. Shame.