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Martian for President.: 2016-01-22 06:24:28

Konkwær III
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Very good ideas.

I do see a problem in the planning of the destruction of Mexico, for we will need a new source of tequila.
Martian for President.: 2016-01-22 14:28:58


Moth
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How do you stand on USA relations with North Korea?
Martian for President.: 2016-01-22 15:07:08


Darth Darth Binks
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How do you stand on USA relations with North Korea?


Our second option is to sacrifice North Korea to the aliens. This would create a friendly relationship with the aliens, what with them thinking we praise them as gods, and they will get rid of ISIS for us, using their highly advanced technology. With the sacrifice of North Korea, we place Supreme Leader in their ranks so he can steal their technology.
Martian for President.: 2016-01-22 15:10:54


Major General Smedley Butler
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Martian is just a foriegn ruler trying to get elected so the Aliens can puppet Earth.
Martian for President.: 2016-01-22 15:12:16


Empire of Kilos
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Don't you talk smack about our great President!
Martian for President.: 2016-01-22 15:12:21


The Man Who'd Buy Spain
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My half brother's father is an alien, but he was born to our mother on Earth. He is perfectly legal.
Martian for President.: 2016-01-22 15:14:42


Major General Smedley Butler
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And? He's still of Marsburg origin, the ruling family of Mars.
Martian for President.: 2016-01-22 15:45:39


Moth
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Our second option is to sacrifice North Korea to the aliens. This would create a friendly relationship with the aliens, what with them thinking we praise them as gods, and they will get rid of ISIS for us, using their highly advanced technology. With the sacrifice of North Korea, we place Supreme Leader in their ranks so he can steal their technology.


I had high hopes for you as president but it seems you'll suck more balls than Trump and his idea of a Great America. I would have voted for you Martian. You could have had the most valuable vote of them all but you squandered the opportunity for a marvelous ally of a nation. Shame.
Martian for President.: 2016-01-29 21:07:23


Darth Darth Binks
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One course of action that takes precedent over all else is not political. There exists in this world paintings. These paintings are special paintings whose eyes follow you wherever you walk. These need to be burned ASAP.
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