Haha, quite funny! ;) I definitely missed this :D

Lol.

10/10

Jong-Rig, how is the dog shit stain coming along?

Well Supreme One, I stubbed all day, and after all of the work I did I can say the rug itself was srubbed away and the only portion of it that remains is the bit with the shit stain sir!

I dont think you realize how expensive that rug was......

i am the south keran leader surrender imediatly

-SECURE US TRANSMISSION-
We demand your imm- I mean, we ask to secure a flight to your glorious nation for Dennis Rodman, who has been pestering us to let him visit so he can have more of the "emergency food supply." And please, keep him.
-END US TRANSMISSION-

Yes The vacation you gracelessly gave me in an undisclosed location, with lots of Mickey ears, was great.

And these Transmission static is problematic and quite annoying. I think we might have to change channels. I have discovered a ... I think they called it a Tidy up your Dashboard (don't know why dashboards apply to secure channels) but it seems if we download this and blacklist this static (or your dad) it can become secure again!

... it might clean that poop stain too.

We accept this Dennis Rodman. As he will be put into a labor camp ... for his whole life, for being an American.

Edited 1/22/2016 22:34:41

Is this Whitecastle? oh wait its Russia

Yes good work Speck. I'm glad I made the right choice in naming you my Supreme Second. Because some people can't get diddly squat done. *looks at Jong-Rig*

Is this the Krusty Krab ?

Sigh

Is this the Krusty Krab ?

NO THIS IS KOREA! *kicks Salty into a gaping hole*

Edited 1/23/2016 08:40:23

ATTENTION! This is interference.

I propose that we embark to bypass the ineffective and stupendous private yet internationally available communications channel that the Northern Koreans have opened by Communicating our selves in loooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg woooooorrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddssssssss, that will be toooooooooooooo farrrrrrrrrrrrr advanced for their special North Korean Braiins toooooooooooooo handle..........................


END TRANSMISSION.

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*static*

*hello, can you hear me...*

*an important notice has arrived*

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anyone notice how "supreme leader" claims to be korean, but has his account run from america. Furthermore, Jong-Rig is an alt.

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*We are unable to decypher this message.*

*It must reach the american government before...*

*hel... ein... cked*

*static*

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Edited 1/23/2016 12:04:49

Guys! Emergency! This channel is under attack by little pubeless kids who are using hax to figure out what we'really saying! Evacuate! Evacuate!

Jong-Rig! Set the self-destruction plan into motion! Nobody must see what we've all typed here today!

Yes Sir, Supreme Leader Sir! I've activated the self-destruction!

I will now commit the Japanese art for of Seppuku to keep any information safe!

*pulls out pistol* *POW*

*rolls eyes*