From my time at the wolves, to the present, here are some of the quotes that make me laugh every time XD

NOTE* some of these might be hard to understand depending on how long you have been on the forums and how well you know the members of TLW


" Well, it's his choice. People come and go.
Probably seeing Darwin go made him lose what little hope he had.
but What can I say? Least we still have places to bother him on when we feel like it.
And by the way, you're fired, houston. :p - [WOLF] Zephyrum


"A super computer calculating at the speed of sound for a milennia would not come close to the amount of fucks I do not give " - [WOLF] Relm


" Michael and Heather will be the first two to die, if we are going by Relm logic " [WOLF] Prince Riku The Loin Heart

" Theoretically speaking, you should never listen to a theory because it may contain a paradox." - Semicedevine

" So what's a libertarian? Wait! Do they eat Liberals?? " - Cacao

" God is very racist, why else would he give Asians them squinters for eyes? Right now him and David are up there laughing there asses off "
- Scottish Vanguard

" what cancer is this? " - Genghis

" Actually, that's a very healthy position for taking a shit. Maybe that's why Relm thinks he's so much smarter then us XD " - [WOLF] Counterman

" [WOLF] keyes, go find a door or need I say more? " - The Conservative

" God forbid the man whoever gave the name sperm whale to that poor thing ever open up a hot dog stand " - Cant remember who said this lol take a guess

" Yes since C4 is very stable, would you bang a rock with a stick? " - Major General Smedley Butler

" Life's like a box of chocolates ; Osama bin Laden probably hid in it."
- Genghis


share your own favorites.....

Edited 1/25/2016 22:35:37

" what cancer is this? " - Genghis

Its: "What is this cancer"

^

"If you polish over Cata, the community is brilliant! :D"

- OxTheDictator

There is only one good quote here, and we all know it's Genghis' quote.

Haha thanks :) It seems you're going to get really good at this. Imo your clan is gonna get quite strong at teamwork and reading people after a while >.<

I'll come back after a while and start a fun themed game design or two ;) Your response to mafia is amazing :O

Last ever communication with Smithereens :(

(You should've seen how autistic my comment was that smithy was replying too there)

How could anybody ever forget the legendary

"My uncle once caught autism from a park bench."

^ LOL

"Not on my immediate roadmap"

"Interesting fact: What caused the banning of bestiality in the remaining 17 states where it had still been legal was in 2004 a man died through receiving a horse d*** into his a** too deep."

Tyrion Lannister

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I looked for and couldn't find this quote: " God is very racist, why else would he give Asians them squinters for eyes? Right now him and David are up there laughing there asses off "
- Scottish Vanguard

Edited 1/25/2016 23:19:10

"Warlight Best Korea" - Me

Edited 1/25/2016 23:24:14

"Infinite Cacaos are best"
-Cacao

also need i mention this whole thread https://www.warlight.net/Forum/115064-congratulations-supreme-leader-warlight-president?Offset=0

probably an alt - Mister Kl

"probably an alt-Mister Kl"

-JaiBharat

1. Michael and Femaelstrom WONT be the first to die! (you will)

2. The metaphor for taking a shit is a wierd story... a story I do not want to be reminded of XD




Now on to some of my favorites:


-Any thing Warlord has said when Drunk-

lol THAT IS RIGHT! I forgot about that! I was gonna get murdered in your story on top of a windmill XD ( hence my nickname )

"Interesting fact: What caused the banning of bestiality in the remaining 17 states where it had still been legal was in 2004 a man died through receiving a horse d*** into his a** too deep."

Tyrion Lannister

Darth Darth Binks- you still remember that? xD

Yes, yes I do.