Also i think i need to mention that DDB is a martian ... Therefore he can't run. SUPREME LEADER FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!

WARLIGHT BEST KOREA!

NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA!

USA BEST KOREA!

Edited 2/4/2016 22:09:38

Political AD:

North Korea, The capital of Labor, Health, Hot Women, Public Sanitation, and Technology, became so great because of their great leader, Supreme Leader. Don't waste your lif- *cough* vote on an average corrupt pollution, use it on a great one. This ad was paid for by North Korea ... oh and we almost forgot, NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA, WARLIGHT BEST KOREA, USA BEST KOREA

How many times must I explain myself? My father is a martian, while my mother is human. I was born on this planet just like all of you. I am perfectly legal. You can ask my half-brother, who calls himself "The Man Who'd Buy Spain."

Pppl w/ Enuff Support:

DDB

Supreme Leader

Lolicon Loveliest


Runners w/out enuff support:

Relm
Last Japanese
a few others with no hope...(just being realistic, DDB and Surpeme Leader are establishment candidates)

Edited 2/5/2016 02:08:55

Loli has support. That's not how a vote works.

I can confirm that Martian is Earth-born. Mother had full custody of him until he became of age to live on his own.

I'm gonna throw my hat into the ring for a giggle.
If I get elected:
Top notch banter becomes more common
I hire strippers for everyone with wide varieties in age, gender and well anything you want.
Oh, and I invite everyone who runs with me to a diplo or an FFA.

Um... Thomas, I *really* hope by "varieties in age" you don't mean granny strippers.

Cauz that's some creepy stuff.

No, nothing over like 45 and below like 18.

Voting? Nah , a nerdy translation of the phrase " popularity contest "

Edited 2/5/2016 18:42:42

I'll be the candidate from the Mongolian Party.

I'll vote for Genghis.

If I win I'll ask Fizzer to allow images again...

"a few others with no hope...(just being realistic, DDB and Surpeme Leader are establishment candidates)"

Please. I have the support of every player worth a damn. As far as I'm concerned I have already won.

The sub-1700 elo scrubs can decide who to vote for out of dozens of candidates, the pro-1700 masterrace all vote for me.

Even the sub-1700's may still vote for me because they feel if they try hard they can surpass my elo-requirement, even though the reality is that many of them never will.

Edited 2/6/2016 17:09:26

you notice no one with a +1700 elo are here right?^

I mean even you don't.

Edited 2/6/2016 16:59:31

Pretty sure I fall rather safely into the ~2000 category actually.

but since you don't have one ... you don't apply. so, you can't talk on the forum.

Edited 2/6/2016 20:11:03