by far THE MOST REWARDING WIN EVER!!!! 57 turns, nothing heroic, but my first win against insane... may come back to it for a speed challenge if I'm every feeling like John McClane in the future.
ahem
I hadn't tried the insane challenge for well over 2 weeks... the mind numbingness of receiving your ass from past losses just kept me away from ever wanting to brave stepping foot into double earth ever again.
very odd start, all initial income straight into west Africa, and somehow got really lucky in still capturing everything with 3's the the other two bonuses. With the added forces in Africa I was then able to quickly control all of Africa and move into Svalbard S by turn 7, whilst meanwhile moving quickly acquiring first east then west china.
by turn ten east Russia was mine, and I had made progress toward Svalbard N, with a turn away from capturing the Europe bonus. Here was when I decided to be very aggressive, as I had beaten AI to Australia S, I rushed 29 armies desperately toward China S. Meanwhile I kept anticipating AI in Svalbard N, quickly overpowering it before it had moved into much of West Russia. I then dropped an abandon in Svalbard S on turn 12.
Turn 15 saw a small strike force of 30 enter Africa S, whilst my remaining attack squad in China S got as far as messing up all of Australia, Indonesia, and India before quietly dying.
Ah! I dropped my second abandon in Brazil on turn 16, and to my horror my abandon in Svalbard S was broken through in the same turn! This ate up a lot of my forces for basically the entire game, as i furiously defended the south of my African Bonuses!
For some strange reason, I was left very much alone in Africa and I was able to quickly take control of all the bonuses whilst the AI was fighting over Greenland with my defensive forces. By turn 21 I had control of Africa S, and all of Greenland.
By turn 24 I had taken South America S, and was making my way in capturing Canada N. Also somewhere along here I had to drop an abandon in Japan (which I think is a very good investment btw) as there was far too much pressure from AI attack my East China N chokes.
Things turned for the worse at turn 31 when AI had broken into East Russia N with well over 120 armies and me losing all of south America S and my progress in Canada N.
I thought screw this and accepted my fate, and decided I would force my way into Svalbard S, dropping my entire income for two turns straight into south Africa. Then luck shined on me and AI fell straight into an abandon cleverly placed on the edge of east Russia N. (more desperate than clever tbh)
From then on I muscled my way into Europe S and West Russia S... dropping an abandon on the edge of central Russia S, when AI let all hell rain loose on my forces.
I still had no idea I was on the path to victory, however as I was able to continually hold off their attacks throughout the Middle east S and Caucasus S, whilst slowly conquering both Americas N & S... My final abandon was to wipe their huge defensive line in the Middle East S, playing upon the AI's "attack the weaker territory" mindset.
And then victory came to me like a gentle summer breeze, as I shouted Yippie-ki-yay mother****s!