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Teaching 1 - On Social Issues
Social issues typically identify at Cancer levels 1-7. Social issues that have threads typically expand at an exponent of x^3 + 30, whereas the x represents the cancer level and the sum represents average post number.
One should do their best to avoid social issues. If you feel like providing meaningful but ignored commentary, instead post the standard "what is this cancer?" and move along.
In the end, it will do them well as they will recognize that it is stupid to argue about "Why women should wear yoga pants", "why women should have abortions", "why women shouldget breast enlargement" etc. (Ironic because we men think we should govern women. Fucking elitists).
That's my take, what is your take on the nature of social issue threads?
Teaching 2 - On Nationalism
Nationalistic threads are personae are typically non intellectual or are brainwashed by their living area. Because of this, threads that promote nationalism agendas are typically cancerous and uniformed messes.
However, anti-nationalism is worse. It can near anti semitism, be a rant on government or an attack on political unions or wars. It is very important to be wary around either thread.
Thus it is important to maintain only slight bias or boast an educated bias. Otherwise you are invoking cancer. Typically, a poor nationalism or anti nationalism thread will be a cancer level of 3-9. They aren't the worst and typically don't bring out the very worst in people. If you're lucky, you'll find 1/3 of the posts to be productive.
Teaching 3 - On Hype
There is no shame in hype. Try to find reviews before succumbing. If your friends like it, maybe professional review don't matter. Following blindly however, is a minor cancer level 1-2.
Teaching 4 - On Narcissism
Narcissism is an intoxicating disorder that causes one to overvalue themselves. The fatal flaw of the human system is the restriction to first person vision, in that manner we only see things how our person sees them. This translates to ignorance and a lack of respect for others. We must live or lives in the search to the cure for narcissism. Unchecked, narcissism can become a Level 5 cancer, with no minor or extreme formats.
Teaching 5 - On Political Doctrine
Politics is very healthy! However, it's important you do not over politicize for fear of indoctrination or self inflicted brainwash. Political doctrine threads are not technically cancer, but they can be scaled at 1-6 cancer level when necessary.
Teaching 6 - On Dating Sims
I think most forms of entertainment are entitling subjective. But even dating sims, like all art forms, can be criticized and rated by experts of the field. Many are erotica that border hentai level, but some are innocent grinding stories where you waste your life for some autistic girlfriend/one direction. That said, the genre definitely has its niche and i respect it. Dating sims have a level 0 cancer, but some can reach 4 if they are poorly produced or illustrated.
Teaching 7 - On Zork Threads
Being a trend i started, these function more like complicated choose your own adventures. Sometimes they will have zork like qualities. A common complication to the game is lack of a solid goal, too much focus on a single goal or poor development of setting and conflict.
Teaching 8 - On 2016 Election Season
Awful, just awful. Where are the Dwight D. Eisenhowers, I'll settle for an FDR! Chrissakes, please give us Calvin Coolidge! Screw it, I'll even have another Zachary Taylor! The republicans have trash foreign policy, Clinton is a washed up useless c!*# and Sanders is a pandering retard (not to say the others aren't pandering, he just panders so ridiculously much). This election is, due to social media especially, a Cancer level of Omega+1. (Learned from vsauce kek).
