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Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 03:55:06


Darth Darth Binks
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Is it even allowed? If so, I wouldn't mind getting a petition signed for it. Alligators, bath salt cannibals, pythons, giant bugs, and pretty much anything weird that the other states don't have/do. It's the distant cousin that's always at family reunions and everyone secretly hates, and probably wasn't even invited the past 5 years but showed up, anyway.

California's a lost cause, too. It's on fire, falling off, and turning into dust all at the same time. And Maine wants to join Canada. If we recruit Puerto Rico, then we'd be able to keep an even number, at 48. So what say we kick out Florida, physically cut off California from the mainland, give Maine to Canada, and *have Puerto Rico become a 48th state?



*I don't think Puerto Rico would like having their unique independence being taken away, which is one reason why it isn't a state, already. So it's more like making Puerto Rico become a state, not letting them.

Edited 2/20/2016 03:55:39
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 04:00:17


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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You want to replace two of the most populous and wealthy states with a bankrupt peanut of an island?


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....why the hell not. Let's do it.
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 04:09:06


Darth Darth Binks
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Well, they'll have not bad economies and won't have to rely on the US; plus, even though the US will lose some income, it will also lose a lot of problems, like Hispanic gangs, some sanctuary cities, everything about Florida, a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶m̶o̶c̶r̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶v̶o̶t̶e̶r̶s̶.
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 04:17:23


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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I like the last one ;)
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 04:23:29

Fizzer
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no

Edited 2/20/2016 04:26:00
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 04:24:50


Empire of Kilos
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Okay, I'll message Paugers and ask him if he wants to start digging a canal between Florida and the Mainland US, I'm sure nobody would mind if we drifted off to hang with Scotland.
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 04:33:48


Major General Smedley Butler
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Um Puerto Rico has never been British territory.
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 04:38:13


Lord Varys
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And actually, theres a big movement in Puerto Rico to become a state.
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 04:45:49


Empire of Kilos
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Whoop! Whoop! *Grabs Pickaxe*
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 05:13:20


Darth Darth Binks
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I don't want Florida? Florida doesn't want Florida.
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 05:19:05


Empire of Kilos
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Cuba Wants Florida! But we won't give her to them! She'll be independent! And it's gonna be awesome!
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 09:56:02


Belgian Gentleman
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No need to serve another. Fight for Flanders!
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 11:19:47


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I'm sure nobody would mind if we drifted off to hang with Scotland.


Uh, everyone would. You ugly half-American inbred snake-raping gays need to stay away from our country.
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 11:55:58


Tchaikovsky Reborn
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Remove Alaska
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-20 11:59:05


Lordi
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a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶m̶o̶c̶r̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶v̶o̶t̶e̶r̶s̶


not a problem. once trump gets nominated, they will become republican voters. but we could feed jeb bush to the alligators.
Can we, as a nation, disown Florida?: 2016-02-23 06:30:14

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I'm selling alligator jerkey, if anybody wants some messge me thjnx
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