This got me thinking after a recent trip to the mall

Who would win? Jesus, the Son of God, or Superman, the Son of Krypton?

Me

Well, it'd at least be more interesting than watching Ben Affleck die instantly...
(or, ya know, Chris Evans dying instantly)
I think Superman would win, as Jesus isn't really shown to have the powers of his dad. His powers are all defensive too.

It depends. Is this New Testament Jesus, or Revelation Jesus? Either way, Jesus wouldn't die, but that doesn't mean he would necessarily win.

^^^^^^^

New testament Jesus = Kind Loving Benevolent

Revelation Jesus = Swipes his hand and hundreds of thousands of the AntiChrists soldiers die.

Why would he?

That would be a total one-sided fight:
When jesus get slaps on his cheek he will offer the other cheek also, he will pray for those who mistreat him and will not resist an evildoer. And by that will, we have been sanctified through the sacrifice of the body of Jesus Christ once for all.

Jesus is goodness in its purest form and the exact opposite of Muhammad.

^ this. If Jesus tried, it wouldn't even be fair. But he wouldn't.

^So back to my question: Is it NT Jesus or Revelation Jesus?

Jesus would die in a second. Of course he would wake up 3 days later, but that's nothing a few extra nails on the coffin and a few extra feet deeper grave can't fix. Oh boy...superman could have saved us a lot of trouble :)

Jesus could just turn a rock into kryptonite without harming Superman tho, and game, set, match.

i'm not sure throwing little piece of bread would count as "kryptonite"

both, New Testament and Revelations combined

*removes shades* *turns cheek while destroying thousands* *replaces shades*

*Turns the blood of the slain into wine*

Jesus could turn Supermans blood into molten kryptonite. Superman would be instantly powerless and his flesh would be burned apart from the inside.

Jesus > Superman

@MGSB
I think we all know Jesus could rape Superman if he tried. That has been established. But will he choose to fight, or turn the other cheek?

not true, i'll give you the walking on water,turning water into wine, multiplying bread and resurecting. These are proven facts, but the rest is just talking. For all we know, Jesus was a compulsive mythomaniac. No-one saw him do anything else than this. SO...Until there is a proven record of him melting things with his laser eyes like there is for superman, i'll stick with the son of Krypton

Edited 2/26/2016 20:25:40

What is this lead poisoning?

^I hope it catches on.

Edited 2/26/2016 20:35:38

Jesus also raised the dead, healed the blind, lame, and lepers, and came back from the dead himself.