Trump is an idiot, hated by both parties.
Rubio doesn't vote in Congress.
Carson is a criminal, and too soft spoken.
Cruz is absolute scum, stealing votes from Carson, photoshopping Rubio shaking hands with Obama, all the while calling himself a Christian.
Sanders is already dead, and is the most extreme in American politics.
Clinton is more fake than a high school girl's face, to say the least. She sleeps on a bed of scandals and lies, uses her gender to get votes, and has no intention of closing the bipartisan gap, as you can tell by her speeches.
It's Russian Roulette, America, but you are so drunk and dumb that you put in all 6 bullets.
Definitely something a Kasich voter would say.