As I was scrolling through the forums, I saw some fool say this:

It's funny, in Chicago there was no violence

Then someone responded with:

^This has literally never been said before.

Now it's your turn to post something that's never been said on the internet! Post some random, interesting phrase that doesn't return any Google results.

3 Rules:

• When Google-searched between double quotes, your phrase must not return any results
  
• Your phrase must make at least some grammatical sense
  
• Your phrase must be within reasonable length (only one sentence)
  

We shall dominate the internet with our weird phrases, and populate Google searches with results from this thread!

I'll start off with:

"I love how fast internet explorer goes"

"I love to decapitate baby antelopes in New Vegas after dark."

I really appreciate everything that sodium chloride has done for the feminist movement.

"I really appreciate everything that sodium chloride has done for the feminist movement."

Edited 3/13/2016 04:33:37

It's easy enough, the trick is to find something easy and short (and senseful, unlike most these).

"I eat Buddha hands."

Play online for free risk and guaranteed prices while your worth.

"Grandpa Genghis is my waifu."

(I actually googled it. No result, but without quotation marks I found this gem: http://www.pinkjooz.com/index.php/genghis-khan-could-be-your-great-great-great-grandfather/

I'm dying.)

Edited 3/13/2016 04:45:55

I've got two.

"Triple A is fast and reliable"

"Floridians are sane"

Edited 3/13/2016 05:58:08

^No (I mean, c'mon, this has to be the easiest thing to truth-check.

https://tbking.wordpress.com/2011/06/25/the-cynicism-bubble/

And then, if Floridians are sane enough to view Crist with that type of open “no duh” judgmental glare, why not also Scott?

Edited 3/13/2016 05:58:58

Penguins are Zoroastrianism, bless

I like being bombed by a curtain.
https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=FAvlVrbeKLDM8gf0047oCw&gws_rd=ssl#q=%22I+like+being+bombed+by+a+curtain.%22
Disturbingly...
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=%22I+like+being+bombed+by+a+curtain.%22&oq=%22I+like+being+bombed+by+a+curtain.%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.271712j0j9&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#q=%22The+room+is+the+best+movie+ever%22
Machine guns keep falling on my head.
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=%22I+like+being+bombed+by+a+curtain.%22&oq=%22I+like+being+bombed+by+a+curtain.%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.271712j0j9&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#q=%22machine+guns+keep+falling+on+my+head%22

"Michigan isn't a cold hell"

Ha, searching for some stuff, found this on another forum.

Deez Nuts vs Kanye West vs Current President Donald Trump for 2020 president is going to be fucking amazing

Islam is the religion of peace ......oh wait

Edited 3/13/2016 10:38:38

"High fives are the sign of the devil."

"Fizzer is a good man as he adopted two cute little meerkats"

Something that's never been said before.

"Getting mauled by a gorilla is bad for your health"

"cats loves garlic"
.... nevermind, one result:
http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=56951

"dogs loves garlic"
oh come on, again just one result?
http://www.mdjunction.com/forums/protomyxzoa-rheumatica-discussions/general-support/10934340-what-kind-of-sugar-substitute-is-acceptable-to-use

i give up -.-

Ted Cruz is a supermodel.