<< Back to Off-topic Forum   Search

Posts 1 - 20 of 35   1  2  Next >>   
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 13:16:18

Welsh Knight
Level 59
Report
maybe u've seeeen her on tv!

for breakfast she eats:
a dozen eggs
a pound of bacon
a pack of eggo waffles
Potatoes

for lunch she eat
A case of ramen

She likes to bowl
she can't fit through the door
or go on a stretcher

OK
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 13:26:25

Quicksand
Level 60
Report
Another 5 year kid without candy
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 13:32:31

Welsh Knight
Level 59
Report
the ur jealous of my wife, Ur jealooous of my wife.

Edited 5/15/2016 14:00:51
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 13:39:33


Angry Koala
Level 57
Report
Is Maggie De Block your wife? I deeply sympathise...
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 13:42:39


Cata Cauda
Level 59
Report
she's 650 pounds

Use the metric system, for ****s sake.
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 13:46:03

Welsh Knight
Level 59
Report
ok I exaggerated, she's 158 kilogram. sry.

Edited 5/15/2016 13:46:22
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 13:52:18


Cata Cauda
Level 59
Report
^

Could be worse. As long her face is beautiful, you shouldnt mind too much about the body.
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 13:56:58


Angry Koala
Level 57
Report
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 14:15:50


Ox
Level 58
Report
Those women aren't fat.
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 14:28:09


Жұқтыру
Level 56
Report
Those women aren't hot.
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 14:45:14

Welsh Knight
Level 59
Report
oxx ahhhhh! save me from my exx
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 15:25:55


Angry Koala
Level 57
Report
@Juq
definitely better than anorexic ones you can find in fashion shows (such as this one uuggggh http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DsfEyfVVjNQ/TNgWnUe1upI/AAAAAAAAAAY/hMXRpBwv-9g/s1600/Anorexia-Nervosa-02.jpg).

I am not particularly attracted to women looking like a pile of dry bones! Curvy ones are better imho.
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 21:23:55


adrian waco
Level 31
Report
we r america we use OUR system

fuck the metric system
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 21:32:25


Onoma94
Level 61
Report
Congratulations for using retarded system instead of a good one.
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 21:33:16


Cata Cauda
Level 59
Report
^^
The imperial system is dieing out anyway.
Its just a matter of time until everyone uses the metric system.

Edited 5/15/2016 21:33:24
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 21:36:53


Angry Koala
Level 57
Report
USE "LE MÈTRE", as the French invented it, you have to use it!
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 21:41:28


adrian waco
Level 31
Report
fuck ur system

we use the SUPERIOR system

and as long the usa rule the world the imperail will run SUPREME
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 21:49:28


Cata Cauda
Level 59
Report
In order to understand the metric system you just need to be able to divide and multiply by 10.

In order to understand the imperial system you just need to... well actually it isnt much of a system, to be honest.

Here if you wanna see how confusing and unlogical it is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_and_US_customary_measurement_systems
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 21:50:58


Angry Koala
Level 57
Report
the Metre is used everywhere Waco Kazoo, only the US are using their wrecked illogical system.
I love my wife, she's 650 pounds: 2016-05-15 21:51:15


Belgian Gentleman
Level 57
Report
Posts 1 - 20 of 35   1  2  Next >>