When visiting a park, There's a reason there are signs reading "Do not feed the animals". Some ding dong tourists must of been feeding animals at a park I live nearby, because in the past few weeks 3 Raccoon's have appeared and none of them are afraid of humans, they're stealing food from the family cats and Goose because some illiterate retard is incapable of reading a sign. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have to stand guard while your animals are eating? Which could take up to 30 minutes?! All because some drunk of starbucks hipster thought there was no reason to obey a CLEARLY WRITTEN RULE?!

In short, out of respect for nearby homeowners, don't feed the bloody animals...

Thank you.

Will keep it in mind next time.

Just do what I did - get a hillbilly neighbor with NVG and a rifle to sit in his pickup and take potshots at 10 pm. Got like 4 in one night

I would, but I've already gotten several noise complaints from the new neighbors and their MC Mansions.

Try waterguns with bleach then

Well we can't do that Paugers, my grandfathers had that Goose longer than I've been alive, he walked up to a neighbor Gun in hand one time because his dog got too close to her.

I would, but I've already gotten several noise complaints from the new neighbors and their MC Mansions.

Use a suppressor and subsonic ammunition.

You think I can summon money out of thin air Cata?

Paugers, I was referring to Kilos "Noise problem". As for the accuracy I recommend practise...

Kilos, really that poor?

rednecks UNITE!

i like feeding ducks mm

Raccoons are smart animals unlike koala's that have a smaller brain capacity. Having one as domesticated animal in your house would take a lot of care and love. The cry of the raccoons are also unique in its way that they're very loud and high pitched. This usually would result in complaints from neighbours. But don't let that discourage you because raccoons are amazingly cute and awesome! Unlike those agressive koala's of course.

OHHHH GOD.

Ah.. come on. Who would even consider to adopt an angry koala? With small brains the size of a peanut they're only meant to lose their minds. I'm not even mentioning their agressivity.

Someone said K O A L A?

mmmmmm

There's difference in brain size. This comment above me is another proof of how unintelligent these species are. Koala's are not that good at handling different tasks and can get quite easily angry for no reason at all too. A potential danger with koalas is that if you make contact with a koala, the koala will run naked, sing some Basque songs with you and rage even more!

Kilos, I'll blow them all away with my semiauto .12 gauge if you want me to

*eagle screeches while carrying American flag*

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Robin Hood, please refer to my previous comment about Noise complaint's from new neighbors with Mc Mansions. It sucks because before all my neighbors were old and deaf so they didn't mind.

To anyone with Noise problems:
Supressor and subsonic ammunition.

Going to Florida anytime soon? Listen up, do not feed the redneck troll!