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Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 04:33:29


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Renewing the series. Those of you who know much about American presidents will find this amusing :) . For those of you who don't know, the series started when I was reading an American history book and wondered what it would be like if the presidents had tweeted.



= IF THEODORE ROOSEVELT HAD TWEETED =
~ An alternative history ~

|TAFTS DEFEAT|
Really....really America?...YOU CHOSE WILSON!? I could have at least ' suggested ' things to Taft but I can't work with this! #slashingeducationwouldhavefixedthis

|ROOSEVELT'S POPULARITY|
The American public was told by democrats that electing me would have led to the breakdown of western civilization, and yet we prosper #paybackisabitch

|TAFTS ' INJURY '|
I'm sure you have all heard about the Philippine governor General, Taft, accident on horseback. I only have one thing to say, pray for that dam horse
#gettaftoffthebeef


= IF GROVER CLEVELAND HAD TWEETED =
~ An alternative history ~


|THE GROVER CLEVELAND CHILD SCANDAL|
I didn't farther that dam child! * next day * Ok.....so I fathered the dam child.....

|THE PRESIDENTS MARRIAGE|
I want to bring an ugly rumor by republicans to the attention of the American public. Of course you all know bout my marriage to a girl younger den me. a republican rep recently said that she was still drinking her juice at lunch. I tell you with full confidence she does not still drink her afternoon juice!......just milk in the morning


= IF JIMMY CARTER HAD TWEETED =
~ An alternative history ~

|IRAN|
To Iran I say, you are an island of stability in a sea of instability and her people show the true grace and tolerance of the region * one year later * Yesterday, Irainian protesters took American citizens hostage


More to come.....
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 04:57:39


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Do you wonder why I call you Americentric still? You don't even name this American Presidential Tweets, just Presidential Tweets.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 05:30:35


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Just because I'm accustomed to saying presidents instead of American presidents doesn't mean I'm Americentric. It just means I'm used to not putting " American " in everything.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 05:33:33


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This whole thread is Americentric, though. Who are these folk? Folk only weighty in American past, not in a worldly past.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 06:16:58


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XY IT'S TIME TO STOP WITH THE CANCER. STOP. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS? WE NEED TO TALK TO THEM. IT'S TIME TO STOP! IT'S TIME TO STOP
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 11:42:45


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Do you wonder why I call you Americentric still?

Americans tend to care about American stuff. What a big shocker. I don't understand why you think this is something worthy of revelation.

If you're tired of American themed threads than create some focused on other countries. I love getting info on other nations from time to time.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 13:06:35


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Yeah lmfao X if you don't like that most people here are Americans and talk about American shit, start your own damn threads. Don't bitch like a pussy
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 15:12:58


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They aren't popular if you have to brief what they are talking about. It should just come as common knowledge.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 15:19:39


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USA!!!!!!!!!!

USA!!!!!!!!!!!


U S A
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 19:04:23


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#Getburnedson
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 23:28:18


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Americans tend to care about American stuff. What a big shocker.


Yeah, that's less bad, but Conservative has no grounds to deny that he's Americentric, that's all I'm saying.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-05 23:50:22


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I am American yes and if your point is that I like American culture and lifestyle, then yes. But I don't let traditional American views or patriotism cloud my opinion ( this is proven by the fact that the vast majority of American issues I take the less popular side by far )
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-06 00:02:46


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That's not what Americentric means.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-06 01:03:24


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Exactly, I'm not Americentric
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-06 01:39:56


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You are US-Centric (America is a continent, deal with it)

On a site which has people from all over the world, you call it "Presidential Tweets Part 3!" instead of "US-Presidential Tweets Part 3!".

You automatically assume that only the US-President can call himself "The President".

There are also other countries than the USA in this world.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-06 01:53:35


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" You automatically assume that only the US-President can call himself "The President". "

Da fuck are you talking about? Just because the vast majority people on here are Americans and I forgot to make a distinction using one word " American " doesn't mean I'm Americetric. It just means I forgot to put one word into a title for fucks sake. Seriously, that came from no where.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-06 01:56:42


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Just because the vast majority people on here are Americans

I wouldnt sign that.
It just means I forgot to put one word into a title for fucks sake. Seriously, that came from no where.

Exactly, I'm not Americentric

Apparently you left out the "American" in purpose.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-06 02:04:00

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So what I'm getting is if someone in the US is being lazy, and doesn't decided to add the word American to their statement about the US president, they are americentric.

Okay then...In the US, we don't call our president the US president, just the president. So everyone in the US is americentric then. go **** yourselves.(I'll leave it to your imagination as to what word belongs there)

Edited 6/6/2016 02:04:34
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-06 02:07:30


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^

Read properly.
On a site which has people from all over the world, you call it "Presidential Tweets Part 3!" instead of "US-Presidential Tweets Part 3!".

I am not saying that leaving out the "American"-part in general makes you US-Centric, but just on a worldwide site.
Of course in a group where only US-Americans are involved its totally legit to do that, but not in the internet.
Presidential Tweets Part 3!: 2016-06-06 02:08:43


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You are US-Centric (America is a continent, deal with it)

Shut the f*ck up Cata, no one else in the Americas cares to use the name America, and there are other countries with United States in their name. The only folk who actually harp on about this non-problem are Europeans that this doesn't effect, like you, so shut up about it.

Conservative, you're probably American-Centric, but I'll wait to say if you are or not.

Edited 6/6/2016 02:55:35
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