I pray to Lenin everyday. In the morning, afternoon and evening. Please read the holy book (Das Kapital) and peace be upon him.

I already read it. In 5th grade. It sucked.

Ewww. Communism.

Comrades. The ultimate power of goverments and employers is based on them being able to hire some workers to kill for them. And while unfortunately it will always be the case that governments will be able to find people to kill for them the number who are prepared to do so has plummeted, particularly in the west, and seems unlikely to recover. If we want businesses not to want to kill their employers VOTE COMMUNISM!

And if we're talking about technology. There are endless possibilities for ending suffering and the reality of that continuing suffering become even more extreme. Even now despite massive technology is rapidly advancing. Capitalist gouverments do not like to spend money on human living standards. They're more interested in profit and thus indirectly exploiting the people. If you want to improve your living standards GO on strike comerades! Quit your job, go on strike and we're powerfull. If you want a whole country on strike and your economy to be bankrupt VOTE COMMUNISM.

COMMUNISM is the ultimate goal we all aim for. Praise Lenin, the new founding father!

wat a great piece of satire

u should write for THE ONION

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All I need is the LeninLocator 2.0 so I know which direction to bow when saying my prayers in the morning, noon, and evening. His tomb should be in Москва (hope you're happy Xappy) but you never know.

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The Onion is serious news. Not sure they'll accept my sanity there. But if I'd change my sanity and my ideology (leninism) then I would get hired with certainty because The Onion is really good at employing drunk, genuine journalists. Ever seen their article on how to stay goth past 50?

and Death you meanie. Everyone has their own definitions of sanity. Some sanities are to be questioned, others are to be taken seriously. Mine is just an exception. Completely negative as sanity is for the weak.

communism? yuck.

Stalinism. Even better than communism.

There isn't a benefit of Communism. It was an ideology born from blood shed, that's brought about bloodshed and what ended in bloodshed. It was a complete mockery and a failure.

That's a strawman argument and is wrong also. Communism was born during a peacefull period of time in Europe. The founding father was Karl Marx (some could argue Thomas More) and definitely not Lenin.

Education. Salty. You're a weakling at it. The only thing that stays in your head is the S
Scissor Sisters.

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Scissor Sisters ew...

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Revolutions aren't peaceful... ask the French. Especially when you get the communist revolution by means of execution.

Education. Belgian. You're a weakling at it. The only thing that stays in my head is the SCISSOR SISTERS! Get it right.

Eventually we all gonna die. Who cares ? Isn't it normal people die for a revolution? God. Salty. You're indoctrinated by propagenda. Learn HOW to love Lenin!

Communism is and always will be the Devil of Europe. Nobody besides Russia has ever wanted it. It's disgusting. The Red Menace needed to be destroyed.

Let LENIN kill a 10 million people and call him the symbol of freedom of your country! My goodness. Revolutionarries are geniusses!

The Soviet States hated it. Before and after WW2, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania hated communism and would rather fight with the Nazis than join/be invaded of the Red Menace.

I owe to this guy. He has no sources whatsoever but we will believe whatever the shit he'll say.

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