Sorry about the left-handed-pun :c
MSGB once said that about me:
Well you're in luck , there's a Austrian Socialistic Cat out there and she'll want to take 30% of your money, use 10% for salaries, 10% for war, 5% for public works and 5% for the poor, and call you greedy if you want to keep your money.
So do I count as leftist now?