As many folk would know, a long while ago I lost a match to Lolicon Love. As per the pre made bets of the deal, I was married off to her. However, I nor my family ever received a single work-beast, bushel of grain or any of the like from her family.

This is unacceptable and I take this to the court of public opinion and want a ruling on whether she must pay me or not.

My demands:

Two oxen
Three cartloads of potatoes
A longboat
20 acres of land in Ireland
Three sows
A CD of House of Pain:House of Pain(album)

I await the inevitable turn in my favor

Are you familiar with Shadbase?

I will be the judge.

Prosecution, please step forward and present the case as well as relevant evidence.

Edited 6/30/2016 18:47:00

You are demanding quite a lot.
You do not seem to be very happy about your wedding.
btw. I hope you will invite the whole warlight community, or at least fizzer. Because without him you would never be bound to her until hell... argh... death...

20 acres of land in Ireland

So statist. smh

Counter offer,
A mars bar
800 lolicon pictures
Half my manga collection
A place in my bed.

So statist. smh

Shush Ancom, now is not the time to discuss how something all animals do is somehow unnatural.

I am willing to drop the CD and sows if I get a sea-shanty sung by my wife in an attempt to lure sailors to their deaths. She must be perched on a rock in a high traffic area between England/Wales and Ireland, preferably southwest of the Isle of Man.

A mars bar

I would rather a cartload of potatoes

800 lolicon pictures

Lower it to 400 and throw in a mule or donkey

Half my manga collection

Agreed

A place in my bed.

Deal, I have been looking to open a inn

I still demand a sea shanty and longboat

So when are you going to change your last name?

Major General Smedley Love sounds like a good name.

you get the potatoes
You can have 1200 lolicon pictures(my whole collection)
I'll sing the shanty
I don't live near the sea so I can't make a boat.

Lolicon doesn't represent Ireland.

I do.

Stop misbehaving you pathetic embarrassment "too soft to have a pint" wanabe hardy bucks bastard.

I can offer my services to make you behave in the future to ensure you don't embarrass our country :)