Good afterpoon brother

Do you get a hard-on from gratuitous sexual humor? Feel a little warm inside your pants every time someone says "that's what she said"? Are you a seemingly well-adjusted, competent adult who still just can't pull out of the hilarity of your mom jokes?

Well then cum on board the Poon Squad! We only have enough spot for 40 up-and-cuming players, and looks like there's a hole in here for you ;) Our clan's just gonna snatch you up with somewhat cuntroversial settings on boot times but clever tournament names like "From Queef to Shining Queef," "Meat flappy bird," "The Great Hairy Clam Invitational" and "xD I said made a sex joke lolol." Not to mention well-to-do players like cumburper, QueefBalls, and- of course- Pooncrew.

What are you waiting for? Stop dicking around and ass-cept the invite. ;)

^no, this is very unrealistic. Pooncrew never makes crude jokes, they've said this several times.

Hello, I would like to invite anyone to the World League Clan. If you have a strong feeling and want for a good and fun community, if you enjoy a strong bond between everyone in your clan as if they are brothers or sisters, or you even just like having a good time and wish to be around others of the same mindset then I strongly implore you to join the World League clan.

P.S. We also have cookies

P.P.S. that was the incorrect part of the post, we don't have cookies nor will we give you cookies for joining

P.P.S.S. Note that this does not mean we never have any cookies, we just do not have any cookies at the moment because of the last Batch of recruits.

P.P.P.S.S. We did not bake nor eat the last Batch of recruits and we never have nor will.

P.P.P.S.S.S. This does not include if the recruits are or have been Cookies.

Edited 7/3/2016 06:38:30

^
as an add-on to Lord Kira's excellent post

https://www.warlight.net/Forum/163608-world-league-fanfiction-sorts

Unsure whether to hate or love lord kira

Hi everyone! Alpha Theta Epsilon here, but most of our members and other people call us AOE because we were made with a letter that isn't on most people's keyboards.

We're one of the 5 failed attempts of Conservative trying to make his utopia clan, and as a result, we've been passed down to uncaring, trollish, and semi-inactive management that probably won't help the clan get better.

However, we do have senate elections every 43 months so other players can pretend that they have power in the clan, as we're the last real remnant of "Clan Government" with players claiming that it is a success. Also, the management is trying to make a goal of letting in as many trolls / kids as possible. So far, throughout our history we have got: Karl, manchester united, Bayern, among others. I mean, 2 of the 3 left us for a better clan that would accept people like them, but "Of The Athenians" were a good placeholder clan for people who realistically can't get any higher =)

We have a clan constitution which is useful because it makes us think of the country we love to talk politically about (at least our 3 active members do).

But don't worry! We have like, 1 really good Role Player (inactive), 1 good strategic player (inactive), and 1 funny guy (literally dead, RIP Wombat) who I'm sure, if you think about them while in the clan, you can think of our peaks when only 6 people had 50%+ boot rate.

We have tri-monthly clan games and weekly lottos, as well as 50 8-player RoR tournaments which give us the illusion of activity. We also placed first in RPCL2 by some miracle (everyone calls us "tryhards" for some reason) and we're currently getting booted in CL8.

So, to summarise.

• Do you have 50%+ boot rate?
  
• Are you an alt?
  
• Are you a redneck?
  
• Have you got banned at least once?
  
• Do you like clan governments?
  
• Do you want to see The Conservative well up in joy if he sees his corpse creation get another active player?
  
• Are you 12?

If you meet any of these things, feel free to join ALPHA THETA EPSILON today!

~

im so sorry xd

Edited 7/3/2016 08:51:05

Are you a sheltered, halfway-literate, 12-year-old male looking for mature political discussion? Tired of getting called a "britcuck faggot" on Steam when you talk about the greatness of Winston Churchill and how Ronald Reagan was his intellectual predecessor? Have you mostly given up on competitive strategy after losing and sought refuge in diplos where you can play out your revisionist historical fetishes? Do you see yourself as perfectly fit to be the leader of your country even though you know none of its history outside some obscure political figures or events you've memorized and idolized to cover up your actual ignorance?

Well, then, there's a community for you! Warlight has many "rp" clans oriented toward a proven working method of democratic governance, completely necessary and functional elaborate government schemes, and weird combinations of culturally-specific titles that often make no sense. Oh, and not to mention 120-page, typo-laden constitutions dwarfed only by 300-page fanfictions about our members written by those of us with too much time on our hands (hint: that's all of us). Congratulations! You've found the Warlight diplomatic community- a network of closely connected groups that like to talk about their fetishes in leadership chats and sometimes even play games together. If you meet our stringent requirements- <100% boot rate, >level 5, and have played at least 2 games- you too can be part of this glory.

(18+ only)

Mongols isn't like that :D

Everybody in mongol loves Supreme Leader Genghis.

We have an administration system to keep track of players, no true hierarchy. Gouvernance surveillance weeee.

I've had tu deal with some autistic clan leader chats yeah.

Are you a trollish hijacker?
Do you have fun being other people?
Is inefficiency your favorite word?
Then I have the clan for you! It's called the R̶o̶y̶a̶l̶ ̶E̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶e̶ World League.
It is headed by the I̶m̶p̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶M̶a̶j̶e̶s̶t̶y̶ President Colonel H̶a̶r̶t̶h̶a̶c̶a̶n̶u̶t̶e̶ ̶ H Cardwell.
Bootrate requirements are ever so high, so that even the most obvious alts can slip by their inexistant security. So you'll have no problems getting into this clan.
If you are searching for power, then your search stops here if you meet these requirements:
-You are "active"

Don't meet the requirements? Don't worry! In about three weeks, the clan will probably be hijacked due to C̶o̶l̶o̶n̶e̶l̶'̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶a̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶t̶s̶ Zeph's continued slyness.
NO matter what, your membership will continue to make you relevant.

R̶o̶y̶a̶l̶ ̶E̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶e̶ World League: Because the only security you need is fun.

^:O

You can talk...


Dear Sir/Madame,

If you'd like to join a leaderless clan with no structure, activity or purpose, then join us, The Royal Falcons today, and we promise we won't boot you in a few weeks when you start complaining that we're inactive because we booted the person that made us great and condemned ourselves to the dogs.

Join The Royal Falcons today!

If you'd like to join a leaderless clan

*cough* cough* I'm the leader... *cough cough*

no structure, activity or purpose

Minimal* structure.
Purpose- Diplomacy
Activity- Worth as much as the activity while you ruled.

we promise we won't boot you in a few weeks when you start complaining that we're inactive

Not really happened, so...

we booted the person that made us great and condemned ourselves to the dogs.

This again...
The clan was never really great. It was huge, but not great. Spamming invites does not equal greatness.
We were condemned to the dogs when you spammed MRs to everyone.

Are you interested in becoming like 60% of the people on WarLight? Join Darklords today!

PS: stop dissing TRF >:(

Are you a natural kiss-ass?

Do you enjoy the feeling of worshiping someone you don't even know?

Join us in F.A.G !!

yes, we love Fizzer

We are a group of like-minded F.A.G members who really love this guy

If you love Fizzer like we do, then this is the place to show your pride

Make this love fest group your Fizzer loving home in Warlight

Message us today to commence your public adoration

p.s. we love Fizzer

We have tri-monthly clan games and weekly lottos, as well as 50 8-player RoR tournaments which give us the illusion of activity. We also placed first in RPCL2 by some miracle (everyone calls us "tryhards" for some reason) and we're currently getting booted in CL8.

https://www.warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=11419347

Hahaha Royal Falcons ag Colonel drama all over again xD So cute

This thread is the best thread on warlight that I have seen since I started perusing them.

Colonel was the man needed to help the Royal Falcons. Sad.

This is the Poon Squad
To join the Poon Squad,you must be Level 10 or higher,be active,and your boot rate is 20% at least or less
If you call anyone Jizzmo,then you get a strike from the tier system
Tier system is 8 tiers of 5 players on each tiers
If you are below of the 8 tiers that you decline team games,decline Promotion/Relegation tournaments,got booted from team games,then you will be in the Trial of Cumbat against the Poon Squad member,Queefballs or Pooncrew chooses
If you win the Trial of Cumbat,then you stay the Poon Squad and you moved up to Tier 8
If you lose the Trial of Cumbat,then either Pooncrew or Queefballs boot you from the Poon Squad
Calling anyone,Jizzmo is the #1 problem that anyone has so don't call anyone Jizzmo aka QuizmoRulesForevever so we allowed you to join the Poon Squad

It's similar to Yuan Shao's but it's different that I added that anyone calls Jizzmo is the problem that anyone has
I had the problem of the Poon Squad that DamaniRD,indibob,and Wykees call me and Quizmo Fan,Jizzmo which he was formally known as QuizmoRulesForevever on his main
Jizzmo has a alt named himself that he created his new account that he forgot his main account's password

Do you mostly play real-time games? If so, New World Order is the best clan for you! We are a friendly clan that has grown significantly in the past 6 months to be a respectable force on WarLight. We also have a very active (lol not really) Skype group so that our members can communicate and organize games with each other.

Our leadership is very shaky and there is always drama running amuck, so that's fun! If you want to join, send AceK a PM. Oh wait... he's not a CM anymore. Uh... send TheVPBlade a PM! Err... he's not CM anymore either... Screw it! Send a PM to Happy AI or Venus Angelic or whatever her name is this week!

Oh, and make sure not to speak your mind and always agree with the collective. We are an easily offended group of people and may end up removing you without any warning if you trigger us.