Here's what the "Revolutionary War" was in the eyes of Brits:

A bunch of unruly teenagers, who hadn't been educated properly, running around with guns and complaining about paying a bit of tax and trying to make their own country out of a piece of useless land that happened to be part of our empire that we didn't really want or need, but was useful for dumping people that we didn't want from Britain to.

The "Declaration of Independence" was just us agreeing to let you have the useless part of British North America whilst we kept the important strategic parts (Canada).

Is this sarcasm or a butthurt rant? I can't tell.

Sarcasm, I think. It gave me a good chuckle anyway.

While we Brits often bicker with Americans over the internet, we love 'em really.

Kek such salt.

Brits 'plain all they want, but then show us their behinds when Germany acts a fool.

speak English.

A bunch of unruly teenagers, who hadn't been educated properly

Sounds like you.

Colonel American confirmed?

While we Brits often bicker with Americans over the internet, we love 'em really.

This Anglo-Saxon circlejerk is getting out of hand.

+1 Vape

The eternal anglos' pride knows no bounds.

keep spamming 1416

i'm so glad i'm not an anglo

+1 Vape

The eternal anglos' pride knows no bounds.

With Anglo-Saxons I meant Britfags AND Americunts.

But hey thanks for the +1.

I meant it too. All anglos are prideful.

trying to make their own country out of a piece of useless land that happened to be part of our empire that we didn't really want or need, but was useful for dumping people that we didn't want from Britain to.

lol. So that's why you wasted all that time, money, and resources trying to get it back (Only to get bent over by your arch-nemesis France)?

If you say so.

The only war the USA won was because of Nazi engineers helping them.

Cata clearly doesn't understand war.

Cata clearly doesn't understand war.

Oh great Lord Karl, please teach me!

military victories are irrelevant you cuck.

Cata is just salty because Austria hasn't been relevant since WW1 (And even then they were just second fiddle to Germany).

lol

>berbers
>white


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