Hey, maybe no one cares but Dr. Walter Ego = Ekstone.
Ok, but who the f.ck is Ekstone? :D

For those who knew him :P
After I lost all my motivation for the competitive play, I retired with Ekstone account and start this (dr. w)alter ego account (what a tricky name! :O I am so amazing :D )

It started as a troll account, but bored the trolling very soon (and honestly, I was a weak one), then, after a short roleplay adventure, I ended up the competitive games again :D
Just now as an organizer (what is pure fun for me, without any pressure :D )

Well, somebody asked me today that why I don't tell anybody that I am Ekstone.
And I have no valid answer for him :O
Really, why not?

I should have killed this troll account earlier, but I did not.
I do not know why not :D

But, now game over for Walter!
R.I.P. Dr. Walter Ego, the best alter ego ever :D
And I want to apologize to everyone who was offended during my troll phase :(
Nothing personal, just weak trolling :D

And Ekstone is back, and replacing Walter as AWP organizer.

Damn, I thought you were gonna reveal you were actually literate the whole time and just pretending to write like an imbecile.

Forgive me my shit English.
Easy for you as your mother tongue.
But let's speak Hungarian :P

:P

English isn't even my second language, bruh. I just actually understand how basic grammar works.

You live in an English speaking country and speak English every day. Obviously your English would be good. I hate it when people mock foreigners' English when they can't speak remotely well in that person's language.

I wondered who that was. Welcome back, Ekstone!

@Beren:

This is an English-speaking website. :D

If your sentences look like this.

And you make no effort to fix it. :D

You don't have an excuse. Especially if you live in Europe.

If I were on a Hungarian-speaking website and spoke like this

without any attempts to sound maybe not actually retarded :D

I'd expect to get teased about it too.

This is an international website, you aren't prohibited from using it outside the US.

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a person who calls DONALD JOHN TRUMP a racist harass the first guy who speaks English with an accent.

This is, however, an English-speaking website. The website itself is in English and it actually mandates that you communicate in English on the forums. Wildly incomprehensible and improper grammar are also not the same thing as an accent; it's much much easier to add in paragraphs than it is to change the way you process phonemes.

Also, how is this about English in the first place? Starting a new paragraph each sentence and ending between 1/3 and 1/2 of your sentences with ":D" has absolutely nothing to do with your mother tongue. It's silly in any language.

Seriously, y'all, no need to get so worked up about a joke.

A racist joke is a microaggression.

@1416: Try making a thread on any of the forums in Arabic

This site mandates the use of English in most contexts. Hence it's an English-speaking site, even if it's got non-English speaking players and communities (Dutch/Espanol/BR FUDEW/etc.).

Edited 7/18/2016 18:28:02

@Semice: Ego's ... distinctive writing style was literally the giveaway that tipped off Ox.

knyte: you're just being a dick

Welcome back ekstone! Even though you never really left...

@ps: I'm not the one here who faked retirement and played from a troll account.

Thats not being a dick though.

Really? It's betraying a lot of people's trust when you ghost them like that.

I mean, Niklas/AI did it to us at CORP. Used to be probably my favorite player to 1v1 against (most common matches for sure)... and then he faked his own retirement to ditch us for M'H. If you've been on the receiving side of it, it sucks.

It's like saying "screw you guys; I'd rather go through the effort of faking my retirement than stick with this crowd any longer." It's deceptive and manipulative af.

Certainly a lot more dickish than ribbing someone for

constantly writing

like this :D

and making things so :D

goddamn painful to read

Edited 7/18/2016 20:49:45

Walter Ego is troll accout that after few months retired just like the main.
AI is basically Niklas' new main.

Think on the bright side Knyte- Walter Ego is still better at typing in English than The Conservative, and Conservative's native language is English :D

@Ackbar: He only revealed himself because Ox confronted him about it.