Hi everyone,

Sciuridae has declared that all stallers are banned. We will use all lawful and legitimate means to encourage committing your orders ASAP and discourage stalling games on WL. We will try to resolve all issues of stalling in a peaceful, respectful way. Please let us know whenever stalling appears on WL.

Ekk ekk!
Fabulous Squirrel

PS sciuridae means squirrels

Hello, Squirrel!
I found this disgusting staller: https://www.warlight.net/Profile?p=3324352160
He waits every fucking turn until it's 2 days 23 hours when boot time is 3 days. Could you please help me?

Thank you for reporting that awful staller. Tabby is a really serious staller, I'm afraid nobody can help him. Blacklist him and never play any games with him. Also be careful to not accidentally join any game with his alt, Chatul: https://www.warlight.net/Profile?p=7969941219

Hi Fabulous Squirrel,

You seem to be a nice .. squirrel ..

If you start a Sciuridae Clan, may i drop an alt?

Sure, I am a nice squirrel! :D

And sure, you could drop an alt, but:
- a clan is too small to fit all squirrels, we need a lot of space, so I think it's okay that different squirrels are in different clans instead of crowding them in one small clan,
- I'm sure everyone wants a squirrel in their clan anyway,
- Fizzer wants $15 for creating a new clan, I don't have any dollars, so I sent him a big bag of nuts a month ago, but he didn't respond yet... maybe he doesn't like nuts. :|

Anyway, you can be a nice squirrel in your clan!
Ekk eek!

It's not against the rules so feck off. I'm gonna stall whenever I feel like doing so. Don't defame me if you can't beat me in a battle.

Onoma stalls games making them boring.
Onoma isn't nice.
Onoma is a member of a troll clan.
Onoma likes cats.
Onoma is Tabby.

Pure gold.

If you spent an extra 13 seconds per turn on your moves you could have a 100% winrate like I do.

He wields a high-level strategy called "good games > many games"

lvl me http://diep.io

put your money where your mouth is

Onoma stalls games making them boring.
Onoma isn't nice.
Onoma is a member of a troll clan.
Onoma likes cats.
Onoma is Tabby.

I will not respond to those pitiful accusations. All I see is a sore loser, jealous of my dexterous system-gaming tactiques. OMG is not a troll clan, but a high quality strategic clan (with members such as "Dokugan Ryū" especially known for their in-game achievements). Currently I have more cats than people at my house so I have no choice. And I won't comment on that last one. Just because I have more than one account doesn't mean I am Tabby.

kek
Roasted!!!

Edited 7/29/2016 20:57:01