Pooncrew 
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"Poppins."
What does that name mean to you?
Fans of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia will recognize that as the name of Mac's dog who defies all logic by still being alive. His eyeball is falling out of his socket, his favorite foods include diapers and shampoo, and he spends most of his life roaming the streets instead of living in his house.
But the most important aspect of his personality? He always comes home.
When Poppins runs away, Mac never worries about him, because he knows he'll be back some day. And that's how we feel about Jizzmo.
He came to us as "QuizmoRulesForvever," and immediately gave us some top-notch banter. He showed his dedication to the Poon Squad before even becoming a member, by creating games with names like "Poontown." When we went to war with the DarkLordz, Quizmo was the first to say "I'm going to the DarkLordz and find that traitor Darklordio." Once he joined, he was quick to change his name to "Jizzmo," to better fit the theme of the clan.
Then he disappeared.
But we never worried. Last year, before he went away, he said he was playing PlayStation and would be back on July 1st. Two months later, exactly on July 1st, he joined a Poon Squad tournament and solidified his triumphant return.
Then he disappeared again.
But we never worried. Some friends of his surfaced on WarLight, and assured us Jizzmo would be back soon. And he was. Granted, he had to create a new Jizzmo account because he forgot the password to his old e-mail address. But he came back.
Never give up, never surrender, never abandon your friends, always make people laugh. Those are the words Jizzmo lives by. He wakes up every morning, looks himself in the mirror, and does everything he can to make sure he's living up to that.
For his banter, his attitude, his dedication, and his sense of humor, we hereby present the Poon Squad lifetime achievement award to our loyal Poon, Jizzmo!
PS This is NOT a P.O.O.N. award as Jizzmo's boot rate is too high. But hey, we all make mistakes.
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