10 things Hitler did do wrong: 2016-09-03 13:40:42 |
Tchaikovsky Reborn
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This one's for you Karl. And I'll make it even more special for not including the Holocaust
1. He wasn't a good artist. Got thrown out of art school. 2. A grower of a very miserable mustache. Go for the Stalin look. Yard brush > toothbrush] 3. He invaded Russia when he had an alliance with Stalin, even though Napoleon attacked Russia and failed... and lost. 4. He couldn't get rid of the Jews. This one's a topkek IMO. 5. He failed to leave behind a thousand-year German Empire, but rather a 12 year old dictatorship which for 6 years was at war. 6. He was a bad soldier. In WWI, he didn't shoot the British man outside of the trenches. 7. Force Rommel to kill himself. 8. Claim the Germans would win all the Olympic events in 1936. They won the most, but Jesse Owens beat the German runners. 9. Be a good husband. He marries Eva Braun and they kill themselves a day after. 10. drum roll... Hitler allowed tons of Germany's scientists to flee to the US, thereby preventing Germany from constructing a nuclear weapon.
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10 things Hitler did do wrong: 2016-09-03 13:49:09 |
Major General Smedley Butler
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6. He was a bad soldier. In WWI, he didn't shoot the British man outside of the trenches.
Most soldiers don't shoot other soldiers, and usually fail to shoot them even with their sights on them.
Hitler allowed tons of Germany's scientists to flee to the US, thereby preventing Germany from constructing a nuclear weapon.
German research on the bomb was extremely inefficient
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10 things Hitler did do wrong: 2016-09-03 13:56:17 |
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That's because you think of only yourself and not others. People don't follow nothing or the "right" thing they follow something that gives blame to their shortcomings and absolves them of guilt.
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10 things Hitler did do wrong: 2016-09-03 15:38:39 |
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dowvote is not working correctly if this troll thread is not hidden.
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10 things Hitler did do wrong: 2016-09-03 16:15:03 |
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^ Why? It's pretty funny thread actually.
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10 things Hitler did do wrong: 2016-09-03 16:32:09 |
Major General Smedley Butler
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>Inefficient German research
WHY COULDNT THEY BUILD AN ATOM BOMB WHEN THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS CLOSING IN ON THEM!?
Oh look the jackboot licker is whining
They had multiple programs competing for funding and none of them knew how to actually produce a nuclear bomb. That's pretty inefficient.
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10 things Hitler did do wrong: 2016-09-03 17:27:52 |
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