Cheesus Crust
Level 23
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Ladies-ah! And Gentlemen-ah!
We have been stricken with a curse from the Lord Almighty-ah!
plays organ riff
We have been afflicted by a pasta-loving heathen-ah! A danger to us! To lead us-ah away from Heaven!
His name-ah. Is Anonym!
dramatic pause. Organ music starts up again
And it is in these dire times-ah! Where we cannot turn to our moderators to he-elp! The admins are only virtual creations. The true power comes with recieving Cheesus-ah!
gospel singing begins in background.
So I ask you all! Will you throw away your life in sin and burn for eternity like Anonym! Or will you accept Cheesus as your Lord and Flavor-ah!?
gospel choir holds on high note
Each of us, now, pray for deliverance to the Lord almighty-ah!
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