Here's some I made earlier:
Carpe squigglem
An Ox in the hand is worth two in scotland
A downvote a day keeps the adduti away

Even a bad troll shitposts the dark.

Edited 9/11/2016 14:52:17

What is this cancer


-The first thing muttered after seeing genghis

"The off topic forum does not need governing; in fact the off topic forum should not be governed at all"

"The Off-Topic Forum's value has often been thrown into question, but in reality, it has no value; that is what makes it so great."

Walk with Felidae and become wise; associate with Canidae and get in trouble

"Tabby will stop spamming when Fissel finishes his Europe and North Africa map"

"Levels of stating your opinion range from none to Tabby"

I do not have much of a problem with you stating your opinions.But you somehow manage to shove your ideology into threads that have nothing to do with it.

no you're just a second more lethal dose of venom.

Which the unqualified doctor(Tabby) tries to give to the forums as antivenom

"Best thing since Medium Earth"
"Who wakes up early, gets first pick"
"Even Karl is correct twice a day"

"Let's kill, jail and/or rob everyone who dares to not follow our ideology." - Tabby

Edited 9/11/2016 19:47:28

Let's see: You have been for robbing Muslims of their firearms, invading Muslim countries for the beliefs of folk in those countries, and detaining Muslim extremists, not for crimes but for the ideology they have.

^No, just let the legal government raise them.

So the government has ownership of children.

I believe ideas matter. Wrong ideas do not deserve to exist other than for logical purposes.

Your ideas are inconsistent at best and inherently authoritarian and malicious at worst. You honestly believe that folk who think a certain way don't have rights, believe that you have THE objective truth, and believe that you should start this crusade on a f*cking game forum.

My above statement goes to MGSB too.

Bring more refreshments, i want more shitposting.

...

kek

xd

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https://www.warlight.net/Forum/184537-thread-karl-tabby

Yeah, Fiztler smashed me in the head with the ban hammer few days ago, my boot rate is off the charts!

Ox, I believe that I'm not wrong in saying that I'm not the only one that is fucking pissed off with Karl and Tabby derailing every fucking thread there is.

M8,when you shout and scream you feed the troll. When you feed the troll you encourage it. When you encourage the troll it has no reason to fuck off.