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As I was sitting in my glorious tub of bath salts and scrolling through my usual Genghis porn selection ( I stock our marvelous cult leader ) I decided to head back to these hollowed forums and try to look back and find when the Genghis cult actually began. But, as men who have a record of degeneracy are prone to do, I got bored ( My leader, I humbly beg for mercy ). But as I kept scrolling through old chats and old forum posts, I was reminded of yet another old trend that some are familiar with. The idiotic and illogical journey of Paugers. Yes, even though it may be hard for you to believe, this man once was an vivid Hillary supporter. However, unlike most intelligent and civilized human beings, his metamorphosis lasted roughly the same amount of time that it takes fur ol' Bill to find Monica on Twitter. So, let us look back, and mourn over a possible sub par forumer lost at the hands of Karl the terrible.

THE HILLARY ERA: " Aye Conservative! nice to see ya! Given in to Clinton yet? XD. Oh come on man! We all know she's got more balls than the entire GOP field combined! your precious Kasich is gonna loose faster than Goldwater and by more votes than freaking Dole. HEIL HILLARY! "

THE RELIGIOUS ERA: " Uhhh, dude, don't say that word * gasp * ' F*** ' I mean, Its talking about * has mini seizure * se se se sex. ALL MEN MUST CONVERT TO OUR GLORIOUS LORD! NEVER FORGET WHAT HE DID TO YO, UHH, I MEAN FOR YOU! HEIL DA LORD! "

THE SOUTHERNER ERA:" Where the fuck you go man? In the time you were gone I joined the Klan and had a son with a blond hooker named Marilyn. Named the boy Homer. Nice folks, moving in with them. "

THE " FLORIDA IS RELEVANT!!!!!! " ERA: " From the halls of Tallahassee, to the shores of west Palm peach. We are home to retirees, on the land and on the sea! First to fight the Dems and Disneyland!!!! Wherever they may be! We are home to fucking Disneyworld and you will never be! "

THE FASCIST ERA: " Aye, met a cool guy today. His name is Karl. OH SHIT I FORGOT YOUR BROWN! TO THE SHOWERS WITH YOU!!!!! "

NATIONAL SOCIALIST ERA:" OK OK OK!!! Hitler wasn't actually * cough * perfect but look! I came up with a fancy name for people who support Hitler but don't actually have the balls to say so! Oh and I upgraded you from the death camps to become my Persian driver in my futuristic government where whites are dominant. Btw those camps I originally sent you too DONT EXIST!!! THEY NEVER DID!! ITS ALL A LIE!!!! SIEG FUCKING HEIL!!! "

Edited 9/14/2016 06:09:09

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