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Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 03:12:25


Darth Darth Binks
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Compare the shape a Star Destroyer with Jar Jar's head. If this doesn't prove Jar Jar is pulling the strings, then I don't know what is.
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 03:26:39


Moth
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But Martin, Jar jar is a mentally challenged individual. He couldn't possibly be the mastermind to a grand plot with his level of intellect.
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 03:48:38


Darth Darth Binks
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Yoda was a f*cking idiot, too. Guess what position he held?
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 03:52:32


Moth
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But Yoda wasn't a grand mastermind to an evil plot to overthrow the jedi. Or was he?....Think about it...He was at the head of jedi council, he knew everything the jedi were planning. He was always safe because nobody would suspect the head jedi master...

Edited 9/17/2016 03:52:52
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 04:56:43


Darth Darth Binks
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No, Yoda is constantly in opposition of the Republic's actions. One person who isn't, though, is Yoda's right hand man; the black guy. You can never suspect the black guy unless you want to be called a racist. It's the perfect cover. Mace Windu is behind it.
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 05:00:18


Moth
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I disagree. Black dudes loyal as fuck until you involve dem bitches. Yoda disagreeing with the Republic is obviously a cover up to make the jedi feel like he is on their side.
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 05:25:01


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Clickbait...

...Upvoted.
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 05:27:22


Darth Darth Binks
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Damn right it's upvoted.

So what I have so far, is that Jar Jar Binks is the one pulling the strings, but he's actually Yoda. But Mace Windu was Yoda the whole time which makes Jar Jar Binks Mace Windu, who is Snoke?

Edited 9/17/2016 05:28:28
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 05:36:11


Empire of Kilos
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Everyone knows Rotta's behind everything, bloody snotball.
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 05:40:08


Moth
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So what I have so far, is that Jar Jar Binks is the one pulling the strings, but he's actually Yoda. But Mace Windu was Yoda the whole time which makes Jar Jar Binks Mace Windu, who is Snoke?


Holy shit. Taking all of this into account Yoda must be Snoke! It all makes sense now! If Jar jar is Yoda and Yoda is Mace Windu, and Mace Windu is jar jar....then Yoda has to be Snoke....
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 05:42:59


Darth Darth Binks
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I understand everything now. That's why Snoke is so big! He is the Trinity, the three-in-one. Aloofness, aggressiveness, and wisdom all in one being, rather, the three of them literally hiding in one cloak!
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 06:11:20


AbsolutelyEthan 
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Trinity

That bitch died spoiler alert
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 06:57:30


[TNW] Commander Vimes
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That bitch died spoiler alert

So did you.
Here's a mind blower.: 2016-09-17 08:46:29


Lukku
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Big guys never die
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