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Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 00:31:31


Bare_Bear
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Im here to tell you all the truth about Felidae and Caninism. Both factions are vastly dwarfed by the better and far superior Bearism faction. Simply put, we dont care whether you hate us or like us. We dont meow or bark like pesky runts. What we do is gives da bestest hugs(only if you want one). Cats and dogs both claim to be the best companions for people, but that statement is quite false. Cats and Dogs are among the lowlife of the animal world for the fact that they are freeloaders off of people. Bears on the other hand live off the land in the wilds.

If you are lucky enough to find a Bear that is willing to cohabitate with you, you will find that bears are the superior guard animals. Dogs merely bark at intruders and might bite on occasion. Bears on the other hand leave no living survivors.
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Florida-Bear-Attack-What-To-Do-If-Confronted-Or-Attacked.jpg Bear skulls can also deflect bullet rounds(unless you by chance, you are carrying a high caliber). So even if the intruder did have a gun, he gonna be dead.

Furthermore, Bears are quite cuddly. If have ever been lucky enough to find a bear that will allow you to huge it, you will know they are very plush and furry despite being mobile death machines. Bears are also adorable http://fazewp.fazemediainc.netdna-cdn.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/polar-bear-attack-c.jpg

I understand that the recent attacks on the OT by the Felidae group may have been rather traumatic for some of you but be aware that there are far better groups out there that dont threaten you with death or bans. We offer the bestest hugs(but only if you want one) Have a great day.

Edited 10/11/2016 00:36:47
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 00:55:42


Huitzilopochtli 
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Poll for readers:

Who would win in a fight, a grizzly bear or a North American Bison?
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 00:57:40


Bare_Bear
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Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 00:57:56


Huitzilopochtli 
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Buffalo are bigger faster, and have horns, but bears have teeth and claws
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 00:59:00


Huitzilopochtli 
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it killed a baby buffalo, dafuq is that supposed to prove
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 00:59:31


Bare_Bear
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The mama dipped out.

Saw her baby dead and gtfo of there.

Edited 10/11/2016 00:59:44
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 01:08:58


Zephyrum
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Sounds like something Juq would appreciate.
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 03:27:41


DerWyyy
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lol u post a pick of a bison attacking a BABY buffalo... pity
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 04:15:19


Bare_Bear
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lol u post a pick of a bison attacking a BABY buffalo... pity


Bears dont care.
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 04:38:32


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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WE BARE BAEES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT TV SHOW!!!!!!!!
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 04:38:44


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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WAIT HOLY SHIT I"M A BEAR
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 05:37:33


Bare_Bear
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;)
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 06:31:01

Japanball
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CATS DON'T RULE YOU MORON!
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 06:38:48


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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Honeybadgers ftw
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 07:04:28


Ox
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Ekk ekk!
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 12:22:00


DesertFox
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Fox continues it's way in controling all animal world....
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-11 16:53:51


Bare_Bear
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CATS DON'T RULE YOU MORON!


Well now, if you would go back and read what I said you'd know I never said cats rule.
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-12 03:09:06


Space Patrol 
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The only good bear, is a dead bear.

Space Patrol
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-12 03:13:14


DerWyyy
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rekt
Guys, im sorry but....: 2016-10-12 04:33:37


Bare_Bear
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The only good bear, is a dead bear.


Well m8 you got me. Bears are mortal creatures.
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