Here are the tales of the forums old,
A place that operated hot or cold,
A haven of shitposters, trolls and plebs,
to talk about random shit on the web.

And here is the tale of the elders uprooted,
by Islamists, the Alt-right, and those dirty Juden,
The strings of sanity cut one by one,
Fizzer will ask himself, "By the hells, what have I done?"

And our tale of sadness starts a bit back,
where among fascists there was a lack,
a time of Loli, Tyrion and Death,
all made irrelevant by the politician's threads.

Papa Genghis struts about,
his civ profile outdated,
he was on the forums when it
was virtually unpopulated.

He set up a litte clan for his Mongol horde
(I joined it once, it's quite a bore)
But before Genghis could count to ten,
the forums were filled with gals and gentlemen.

They flocked to his wit, his cancer and pain,
and a joke so overused it drove us insane.
"Where is the legend?" The young ones ask.
And I tell them how Fizzer "kicked Genghis' ass".

It started off, a little prank,
just Genghis criticizing, to be frank.
And then Fizzer banned him for this,
and now he just posts memes that are "dank".

And where to begin, with Belgian and OX?
Two oppressed Euros, two irrelevant cocks.
Both whined their way straight to the top.
And in their streams you can hear beer bottles pop.

And then there's Loli, a player with wit.
Who happens to have a fetish for little kids.
Like Jared Fogle, if he played Risk,
but not on some government watchlist.

downvoted, blacklisted, and reported

Paugers, you arrive later.