Everyday, the devil is watching me from my back. He looks like a shadow. I saw its reflection from the window and I was too scared to look back at him.
He always walks in and out of my bedroom. Some times, he will rant like Hitler,
"Why are you so different with others?"
"Give my an answer tomorrow!"
"What are you hidding?"
He always cause terror since I had memory. Sometimes, he gave me things to do and forced me to do so by annoying me or even attacking me with weapons. I spent 8 to 14 hours a day enslaved by him.
I am 14, male. My parents are oversea and I do not know how to cope with this. What are your advices?
The devil is always on his way to make me insane, tamed or brainwashed. I am living in horror... I feel that he can turn me into a mindless puppet...

Just ignore them

If you are serious then you must have mental problems.

My advice to you is to stop drinking. How does that suit to you, my pal?

Edited 10/25/2016 16:39:26

http://schizophrenia.com/szparanoid.htm

See a shrink or priest

Talk to someone, anyone. Call your parents.

Edited 10/25/2016 17:49:52

GeneralPE how dare you discourage drinking activities. They're fun! Wait.. what? This isn't about alcohol? Well then, .. screw this place. You're mentally ill noob. Yes that's your name - noob. Wait did you just sexually harassed me and pointed to your body parts? gmbrll.. oh what you say your name is Mike Hunt? My god.. you're so low at making puns. I kinda whish your behavior to be a lot more appropriate please. I wish you goodbye slut.

x jk I love you noob x

one more kiss ok with my narcissistic friend ok?

* gives air kiss *

Mmm.. You're so romantic noob. Can we make a date another day? Btw your bae says you're more salty than Tbest's social mind, uh I mean agressive mind. Is that true?

ohh ...

I see what you mean. You're so funny noob xd Besides why are all these people around me looking at me with their long faces? Schizophrenia is awesome LOL!

Member when Belgian wasn't cringy as fuck?

I member!

>Christianiggers thinking that priests do anything
>topkeklmao

> calls Ox an edgelord.

Go back to Stormfront before Mommy says it's bedtime.

If the OP is serious: The devil is a character from Christian mythology. It is not real. If you are having visual and/or auditory hallucinations, seek a medical professional for help, such as a doctor. A priest won't be able to do anything real except listen to you.

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Edited 10/26/2016 15:55:20

Invite him to Warlight.
Let's see how well he plays this.

Christian mythology

The words "myth" and "mythology" don't actually imply falsehood, just saying.

Hey kid spend five 5 hours each day on the OT. Eventually the image of the devil will be replaced by one of Ox saying " Gib Wifi password " and " Gib polandball kekekekekekekekkekekekekekekekekkekek ".

Or u could juts join darklords

Edited 10/26/2016 19:33:32

unlike god, the devil actually responds to prayer. he's currently reaching out to you. accept him into ur heart and he'll make your greatest desires come true. not for free though, he's a businessman. i hear that souls go for about 2-5 million dollars, but it all depends on ur worth.

ive never been called a kike, not even on the internet

that honestly made me laugh

Do not ask for mental advice where the people need it themselves.

^that's a good quote

don't be edgy Ox

>Christianiggers

is waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too edgy.

Don't send a 14 year old to a priest!

^ you deserve a thousand upvotes