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if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-27 22:15:25


Huitzilopochtli 
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EDIT: YOU GUYS ARE SO LAME!

All of you only care about ti being painless! What about presentation? Here's my ideal suicide.

Just like that Evil Knievel stunt where he fires himself in a rocket over the grand canyon, I would do the same, with one big difference. I'd strap my rocket with a bunch of explosives and fireworks. I'd also do it during the night. It would be televised and millions would be watching. When I get launched into the air, towards "heaven", I would go out with a bang. Everyone would be in awe of the beautiful fireworks. My death would be beautiful and poetic. I would disappear into the night sky, almost like my rocket actually went up into space!

This is the canyon think I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-toCdPlXd6I

Edited 10/28/2016 00:29:52
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-27 22:19:27


Master Shredtail
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I would probably hang myself. Quick if done right.
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-27 22:28:37


DerWyyy
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hanging yourself is not quick...

i would do something fun...like cliff diving or jumping off a plane w/o a parachute...if im gonna die, enjoy my last moments
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-27 23:22:24


Ox
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switzerland
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-27 23:24:45


Anglo
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I'd be a Danish citizen.
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-27 23:52:20


Cata Cauda
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if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:01:28


OnlyThePie
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I hear breathing in nitrogen is completely painless, as the feeling of suffocation is only caused by too much CO2, but if you breath in Nitrogen, there's no CO2
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:23:51


Remove Kebab
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Beat myself with a potato.
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:27:54


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I would stare at this post for twenty minutes and get infected with cancer

Edited 10/28/2016 00:28:10
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:29:16


Zenvue
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I would let it happen and go with the flow
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:30:05


Huitzilopochtli 
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read my original post
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:31:52


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Reply still stands
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:54:43


Lubbock
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I'd go driving at 140+ MPH into a rock wall in the desert while listening to "Ain't No Rest For the Wicked"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo

Edited 10/28/2016 00:54:51
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:56:21


Zenvue
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money dont grow on trees
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 00:56:31


Major General Smedley Butler
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Suicide bombing. Against what? Not sure, but if I was going to die anyway, might as well go out with a bang.
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 02:33:53


Жұқтыру
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^ a like thought.

Maybe become a frontline war healer, in risk of being killed, but at least doing something useful.

A war or dissident reporter is also a choice. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_A27rIOoco)

Edited 10/28/2016 02:44:00
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 10:31:38


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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^

Also....Death by snu snu
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 10:47:34


Lolicon love
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I'll go on a school shooting.
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 14:38:06


GeneralPE
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Go to Chicago and yell racial slurs

Edited 10/28/2016 14:38:12
if you were to commit suicide, how would you do it: 2016-10-28 15:53:26

Japanball
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Rejoin Felidae
jk I will die with dignity.
Go to Riyadh and at the top of my lungs scream FUCK SHARIAH LAW! FUCK ISLAM! FUCK ALLAH!

Edited 10/28/2016 15:57:52
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